Sec. Clinton thanks Benghazi panel for campaign bump

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Clinton Thanks Benghazi Committee for Invaluable Service to Her Campaign - The New Yorker

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an official statement on Friday morning, former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton thanked the House Select Committee on Benghazi for what she called an “invaluable service to my Presidential campaign.”

In contrast with the adversarial tone of much of Thursday’s hearings, Clinton’s statement was characterized by fulsome gratitude as she singled out the Republicans on the committee for praise.


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“For months, my campaign has been rocked by difficulties and doubts,” she said. “Yesterday, with your help, all of that changed.”

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[TheOldSchool]

I wonder what the next round of poll results will be like

 

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Right Wingers are sooo stupid.