Saturday Night Seduction

[Douger]

In this fast paced, fast food, I got no time, world we live in, is the art of seduction necessary?

Do the Gals now-a-days want the flowers, chocolates, the fine dining and wine, poetry in the moonlight, those sweetened words of praise for their beauty and charms.

Or .. is it just reduced to a quick burger, French fries, a brew-ski ..and bed..?

A good steak and my newest favorite thing:

Nah. They want this
best of craigslist: Just fucking fuck me, already.

 

[Phoenix]

Nah. They want this
best of craigslist: Just fucking fuck me, already.

A combination of the two would be mind-blowing.

 

[Newby]

Newby is coming on to me... damn.. I didn't even notice...

(next comes old and feeble I guess)

No worries Mr. Romance, I'm not familiar enough with you to be hitting on you just yet.

Mr Romance.. I think your doing it again.. (subliminally) .. So.. what's going on here Newby?

Why don't you just lay back on the couch there and Dr. Dilloduck and Mr Romance.... will try to help you out..

1st question.. have you always been attracted to older men?

Well, 'older' is a very relative term, yes? What kind of 'older' are we talking about here? Inquiring minds want to know...

 

[Newby]

Considering what we have to work with we've done a damn good job, Lumpy. Actually I think Newby is even comin' on to you a bit.

What you have to work with???? Now there's seduction at its finest.

Unless of course you're talking about yourselves.

My.. my a bit of a smart ass.. actually I like that...

Yes, I excel at smart ass.

 

[Samson]

What you have to work with???? Now there's seduction at its finest.

Unless of course you're talking about yourselves.

My.. my a bit of a smart ass.. actually I like that...

Yes, I excel at smart ass.

I'd rather know a smart ass than a dumb ass any day.

 

[dilloduck]

My.. my a bit of a smart ass.. actually I like that...

Yes, I excel at smart ass.

I'd rather know a smart ass than a dumb ass any day.

"know" as in Biblically ?

 

[Samson]

Yes, I excel at smart ass.

I'd rather know a smart ass than a dumb ass any day.

"know" as in Biblically ?

Well, the Brain has been known as the Largest Sex Organ.

 

[dilloduck]

I'd rather know a smart ass than a dumb ass any day.

"know" as in Biblically ?

Well, the Brain has been known as the Largest Sex Organ.

In cephalopods too ?

 

[Samson]

"know" as in Biblically ?

Well, the Brain has been known as the Largest Sex Organ.

In cephalopods too ?

How Smart Is the Octopus?

In the 1950s, for example, biologists demonstrated for the first time that octopuses have massive brains.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Okay.. dust this one off

 

[JW Frogen]

It is Sunday morning here, the seduction is over, time for one more morning sex bump and then a 10 AM beer.

 

[Phoenix]

It is Sunday morning here, the seduction is over, time for one more morning sex bump and then a 10 AM beer.

Sex bump?

Is that what they're calling it now?

 

[Lumpy 1]

It is Sunday morning here, the seduction is over, time for one more morning sex bump and then a 10 AM beer.

Sex bump?

Is that what they're calling it now?

You've never heard of bumping uglies..?

 

[JW Frogen]

We were listening to Earth, Wind and Fire last night.

Translation: morning fuck.

 

[JW Frogen]

Here in Australia I tried to get the term "dancing with the dawn dingo" going, but it won't fly.

Except in Alice Springs.

 

[Phoenix]

You've never heard of bumping uglies..?

I've heard of that, my Lumpy friend.

Why they gotta be "uglies"? Thought the opposite genders thought they's quite attractive?

 

[Phoenix]

Here in Australia I tried to get the term "dancing with the dawn dingo" going, but it won't fly.

Except in Alice Springs.

Well, then stick with Alice.

 

[JW Frogen]

A dingo made my baby!!!!!!!

 

[Lumpy 1]

Lets get in on.. Bring on the da wimens

 

[Lumpy 1]

My creepy days, seem pretty innocent now...