Satire: Glenn Beck raped a girl in 1990?

[mdn2000]

I am saying Obama is a Marxist, after all, how do all you liberal/commies know for sure Obama is not a marxist.

Of course we can look at what Obama says and what he does, Beck exposing Obama's marxism is what is driving you guys nuts.

The only thing Bech exposes is his stupidity. Remember on Thursday where he was talking about people paying 10 bucks to get into the US via Constitutional ammendment?

Turns out that the ammendment was for increasing the SLAVE TAX to 10 bucks/head.

With stupidity like that, can you really depend on anything Blech says?

Dont matter what you think of Beck, Beck did not figure this out, he stole his ideas from Mark Levin.

Obama is a Marxist, his freinds are Marxist. You just watch TV or what, look stuff up and come up with original ideas or your no better than those you criticize.

 

[ABikerSailor]

I am saying Obama is a Marxist, after all, how do all you liberal/commies know for sure Obama is not a marxist.

Of course we can look at what Obama says and what he does, Beck exposing Obama's marxism is what is driving you guys nuts.

The only thing Bech exposes is his stupidity. Remember on Thursday where he was talking about people paying 10 bucks to get into the US via Constitutional ammendment?

Turns out that the ammendment was for increasing the SLAVE TAX to 10 bucks/head.

With stupidity like that, can you really depend on anything Blech says?

Dont matter what you think of Beck, Beck did not figure this out, he stole his ideas from Mark Levin.

Obama is a Marxist, his freinds are Marxist. You just watch TV or what, look stuff up and come up with original ideas or your no better than those you criticize.

Okay.......first let's go with some definitions........

Marx⋅ist
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–noun
1. an adherent of Karl Marx or his theories.
–adjective
2. of Karl Marx or his theories.

Marx⋅ism
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–noun
the system of economic and political thought developed by Karl Marx, along with Friedrich Engels, esp. the doctrine that the state throughout history has been a device for the exploitation of the masses by a dominant class, that class struggle has been the main agency of historical change, and that the capitalist system, containing from the first the seeds of its own decay, will inevitably, after the period of the dictatorship of the proletariat, be superseded by a socialist order and a classless society.

From Dictionary.com

Now..........the definitions have been provided so that there is no confusion. With that being said, present your links and articles to prove Obama is a Marxist.

Additionally........Glenn Beck is one of the stupider people around, so anything that he says is suspect..........especially the following article.......

Beck praises constitutional provision protecting slave trade

Beck praises "Migration or Importation" tax provision in taking cheap shot at "immigrants." In the chapter, Beck reprints and then praises Article I, Section 9, Clause 1 of the Constitution. Beck specifically highlights in yellow the phrase "ten dollars for each person":

Section 9. The Migration or Importation of such Persons as any of the States now existing shall think proper to admit, shall not be prohibited by the Congress prior to the Year one thousand eight hundred and eight, but a Tax or duty may be imposed on such Importation, not exceeding ten dollars for each Person.

That's right, the Founders actually put a price tag on coming to this country: $10 per person. Apparently they felt like there was a value to being able to live here. Not anymore. These days we can't ask anything of immigrants -- including that they abide by our laws. [Arguing with Idiots, Page 278]

Does Glenn Beck support the slave trade or is he just an "idiot"? | Media Matters for America

So.........tell me again how well informed Blech is.

 

[paperview]

So.........tell me again how well informed Blech is.

It's hard to believe (well, not really, given some of the people on the right) that any thoughtful person would give a fleck of credence to what Beck says.

He's proven himself to be wildly conspiratorial, majestically ill-informed, and though I will give him this - he can be funny, and he is good at marketing his dreck - the man is an extremely poor example of a logical thinker.

 

[mdn2000]

The only thing Bech exposes is his stupidity. Remember on Thursday where he was talking about people paying 10 bucks to get into the US via Constitutional ammendment?

Turns out that the ammendment was for increasing the SLAVE TAX to 10 bucks/head.

With stupidity like that, can you really depend on anything Blech says?

Dont matter what you think of Beck, Beck did not figure this out, he stole his ideas from Mark Levin.

Obama is a Marxist, his freinds are Marxist. You just watch TV or what, look stuff up and come up with original ideas or your no better than those you criticize.

Okay.......first let's go with some definitions........

Marx⋅ism
  /ˈmɑrksɪzəm/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [mahrk-siz-uhm] Show IPA
Use marxism in a Sentence
See web results for marxism
See images of marxism
–noun
the system of economic and political thought developed by Karl Marx, along with Friedrich Engels, esp. the doctrine that the state throughout history has been a device for the exploitation of the masses by a dominant class, that class struggle has been the main agency of historical change, and that the capitalist system, containing from the first the seeds of its own decay, will inevitably, after the period of the dictatorship of the proletariat, be superseded by a socialist order and a classless society.

From Dictionary.com

Now..........the definitions have been provided so that there is no confusion. With that being said, present your links and articles to prove Obama is a Marxist.

Additionally........Glenn Beck is one of the stupider people around, so anything that he says is suspect..........especially the following article.......

Beck praises constitutional provision protecting slave trade

Beck praises "Migration or Importation" tax provision in taking cheap shot at "immigrants." In the chapter, Beck reprints and then praises Article I, Section 9, Clause 1 of the Constitution. Beck specifically highlights in yellow the phrase "ten dollars for each person":

Section 9. The Migration or Importation of such Persons as any of the States now existing shall think proper to admit, shall not be prohibited by the Congress prior to the Year one thousand eight hundred and eight, but a Tax or duty may be imposed on such Importation, not exceeding ten dollars for each Person.

That's right, the Founders actually put a price tag on coming to this country: $10 per person. Apparently they felt like there was a value to being able to live here. Not anymore. These days we can't ask anything of immigrants -- including that they abide by our laws. [Arguing with Idiots, Page 278]

Does Glenn Beck support the slave trade or is he just an "idiot"? | Media Matters for America

So.........tell me again how well informed Blech is.

I aint going to post links for you, you aint posting links for me, your posts are full of nothing but bullshit and now your acting like your somebody to debate with. Your joking.

 

[ABikerSailor]

Dont matter what you think of Beck, Beck did not figure this out, he stole his ideas from Mark Levin.

Obama is a Marxist, his freinds are Marxist. You just watch TV or what, look stuff up and come up with original ideas or your no better than those you criticize.

Okay.......first let's go with some definitions........





From Dictionary.com

Now..........the definitions have been provided so that there is no confusion. With that being said, present your links and articles to prove Obama is a Marxist.

Additionally........Glenn Beck is one of the stupider people around, so anything that he says is suspect..........especially the following article.......

Beck praises constitutional provision protecting slave trade

Beck praises "Migration or Importation" tax provision in taking cheap shot at "immigrants." In the chapter, Beck reprints and then praises Article I, Section 9, Clause 1 of the Constitution. Beck specifically highlights in yellow the phrase "ten dollars for each person":

Section 9. The Migration or Importation of such Persons as any of the States now existing shall think proper to admit, shall not be prohibited by the Congress prior to the Year one thousand eight hundred and eight, but a Tax or duty may be imposed on such Importation, not exceeding ten dollars for each Person.

That's right, the Founders actually put a price tag on coming to this country: $10 per person. Apparently they felt like there was a value to being able to live here. Not anymore. These days we can't ask anything of immigrants -- including that they abide by our laws. [Arguing with Idiots, Page 278]

Does Glenn Beck support the slave trade or is he just an "idiot"? | Media Matters for America

So.........tell me again how well informed Blech is.

I aint going to post links for you, you aint posting links for me, your posts are full of nothing but bullshit and now your acting like your somebody to debate with. Your joking.

I know that your parents may have just bought you your computer, so I'll explain this slowly.......

The underlined parts under the article is the LINK!

Try to keep up slow child.

 

[mdn2000]

Okay.......first let's go with some definitions........





From Dictionary.com

Now..........the definitions have been provided so that there is no confusion. With that being said, present your links and articles to prove Obama is a Marxist.

Additionally........Glenn Beck is one of the stupider people around, so anything that he says is suspect..........especially the following article.......



Does Glenn Beck support the slave trade or is he just an "idiot"? | Media Matters for America

So.........tell me again how well informed Blech is.

I aint going to post links for you, you aint posting links for me, your posts are full of nothing but bullshit and now your acting like your somebody to debate with. Your joking.

I know that your parents may have just bought you your computer, so I'll explain this slowly.......

The underlined parts under the article is the LINK!

Try to keep up slow child.

Why are you bringing my parents into this, their both dead. I just read the rules being a noob so I know bringing family into the posts is strictly off limits.

I aint following your links, if I wanted to chase across the web I would do google searches. Its much more fun to show all the people who read message boards how easy the truth makes people like you resort to name calling and denigrated family.

And just in case you dont get it, my parents are dead, your way out of line.

 

[ABikerSailor]

I aint going to post links for you, you aint posting links for me, your posts are full of nothing but bullshit and now your acting like your somebody to debate with. Your joking.

I know that your parents may have just bought you your computer, so I'll explain this slowly.......

The underlined parts under the article is the LINK!

Try to keep up slow child.

Why are you bringing my parents into this, their both dead. I just read the rules being a noob so I know bringing family into the posts is strictly off limits.

I aint following your links, if I wanted to chase across the web I would do google searches. Its much more fun to show all the people who read message boards how easy the truth makes people like you resort to name calling and denigrated family.

And just in case you dont get it, my parents are dead, your way out of line.

Yo, idiot..........generic references about parents (as in you had to have had some) is simply a reference point, referring to the fact that you are human (although I'm not really sure about that).

However.........

If I would have said "your parents are................." and then got specific, it would have been referring to family members.

But.........since you are so sensitive about it (oh yeah......I became an orphan at 8), I'll phrase it another way.....

The creatures that may or may not have spawned you have obviously bought you a computer, so it would help if you would actually look up the link (which is what you have to do when you post things from another website for reference), then you would see where Blech is a lying idiot.

Unfortunately, you've got the IQ of plant life, and that may be stretching it.

Fuck off ya goddamn pedant, go please purists.

 

[mdn2000]

I know that your parents may have just bought you your computer, so I'll explain this slowly.......

The underlined parts under the article is the LINK!

Try to keep up slow child.

Why are you bringing my parents into this, their both dead. I just read the rules being a noob so I know bringing family into the posts is strictly off limits.

I aint following your links, if I wanted to chase across the web I would do google searches. Its much more fun to show all the people who read message boards how easy the truth makes people like you resort to name calling and denigrated family.

And just in case you dont get it, my parents are dead, your way out of line.

Yo, idiot..........generic references about parents (as in you had to have had some) is simply a reference point, referring to the fact that you are human (although I'm not really sure about that).

However.........

If I would have said "your parents are................." and then got specific, it would have been referring to family members.

But.........since you are so sensitive about it (oh yeah......I became an orphan at 8), I'll phrase it another way.....

The creatures that may or may not have spawned you have obviously bought you a computer, so it would help if you would actually look up the link (which is what you have to do when you post things from another website for reference), then you would see where Blech is a lying idiot.

Unfortunately, you've got the IQ of plant life, and that may be stretching it.

Fuck off ya goddamn pedant, go please purists.

Hey moron, that is all very true, except when you accidently do this to someones parents who are dead, than it becomes much different and crosses the line.

 

[ABikerSailor]

FUCK OFF ASSHOLE!!!!!! What part of I was orphaned at 8 did you miss?

Oh wait........you're one of those whining assholes that likes to take the tragedy in their life and use it as a way to garner sympathy.

You want sympathy from me? You can find it in the dictionary.........somewhere between "shit" and "syphilis".

Like I said, I lost my parents in a car wreck while I was 8. They were coming to pick me up from summer vacation.

What asshole? I've had tragedy as well, but, unlike someone such as yourself with a knot in their shorts and sand in their crack, I don't see any reason to whine. You, however, just keep whining.

Still haven't figured out how to connect to a link in posts on the 'board, have you idiot?

 

[mdn2000]

FUCK OFF ASSHOLE!!!!!! What part of I was orphaned at 8 did you miss?

Oh wait........you're one of those whining assholes that likes to take the tragedy in their life and use it as a way to garner sympathy.

You want sympathy from me? You can find it in the dictionary.........somewhere between "shit" and "syphilis".

Like I said, I lost my parents in a car wreck while I was 8. They were coming to pick me up from summer vacation.

What asshole? I've had tragedy as well, but, unlike someone such as yourself with a knot in their shorts and sand in their crack, I don't see any reason to whine. You, however, just keep whining.

Still haven't figured out how to connect to a link in posts on the 'board, have you idiot?

wow, you are one twisted fuck, you led me right into your trap, how many times have you thrown that at someone, first you set me up by talking about my dead parents as if they are alive, than you come back with this. How many others have you done this to.

I am just laughing at you, literally. I am still laughing.

You poor boy.

 

[ABikerSailor]

I'm still laughing at the fact you were offended that I said you had parents.

Schmuck.

 

[mdn2000]

I'm still laughing at the fact you were offended that I said you had parents.

Schmuck.

still poking, huh, just cant let it go

 

[ABikerSailor]

Not my fault you've got sand in your crack and take offense to having parents.

Kinda funny, but quite a bit sad actually.

 

[Si modo]

Mdn, obviously you're dealing with some who have anger management issues.

 

[Wicked Jester]

FUCK OFF ASSHOLE!!!!!! What part of I was orphaned at 8 did you miss?

Oh wait........you're one of those whining assholes that likes to take the tragedy in their life and use it as a way to garner sympathy.

You want sympathy from me? You can find it in the dictionary.........somewhere between "shit" and "syphilis".

Like I said, I lost my parents in a car wreck while I was 8. They were coming to pick me up from summer vacation.

What asshole? I've had tragedy as well, but, unlike someone such as yourself with a knot in their shorts and sand in their crack, I don't see any reason to whine. You, however, just keep whining.

Still haven't figured out how to connect to a link in posts on the 'board, have you idiot?

Sounds like you need your prozac, lil' man.
Phoney biker, poser sailor.
LMAO!

 

[Si modo]

If this place ever made me that angry, I would take a long break from here. This is supposed to be interesting, informative, and fun, IMO.

 

[Liability]

Beck was certainly wrong about that "importation" at $10.00 per person provision of the Constitution ["Article I, Section 9, Clause 1"]. Before spouting off about it, yes, he really ought to have taken some efforts to grasp what it was actually addressing. And yes, it was addressing the topic of slavery. And no, Beck didn't seem to know that rather important fact.

So, perhaps it's just as well that I don't watch his show. The one 'episode' I did catch was not half bad, however.

I would not recommend that conservatives accept Beck as a source of news (in the way that so many libs seem to think Jon Liebowitz Stewart and Bill scumbag Maher are sources of news).

That doesn't mean that Beck doesn't have a capacity to be interesting and maybe even a tiny bit informative from time to time.

 

[Lonestar_logic]

Beck was certainly wrong about that "importation" at $10.00 per person provision of the Constitution ["Article I, Section 9, Clause 1"]. Before spouting off about it, yes, he really ought to have taken some efforts to grasp what it was actually addressing. And yes, it was addressing the topic of slavery. And no, Beck didn't seem to know that rather important fact.

So, perhaps it's just as well that I don't watch his show. The one 'episode' I did catch was not half bad, however.

I would not recommend that conservatives accept Beck as a source of news (in the way that so many libs seem to think Jon Liebowitz Stewart and Bill scumbag Maher are sources of news).

That doesn't mean that Beck doesn't have a capacity to be interesting and maybe even a tiny bit informative from time to time.

Tell me where in Article 1 section 9 it addresses slavery.

LII: Constitution

 

[Jay Canuck]

[SIZE=+1]Is Glenn Beck a Rapist? You Decide[/SIZE]
Link Excerpt:
•Why haven’t we had an official response to the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990? (source)
•Some say he ate her remains in a drug-filled pagan ceremony. Some say. (source)
•“R” is for radical “A” is for astronaut “P” is for paper “S” is for super-douche “T” well, I don’t have that yet, but if I did, this would spell “rapist” (source)
•Fox News Poll: Should Glenn Beck deny rape allegations? Vote Now! (source)
•Omg I cant find a single entry/item/article ANYWHERE that says Mr. Beck is not a rapist. (source)
•He has exposed himself as a guy over and over again who has a deep seeded [sic] hatred for consensual sex or the “No Means No” culture, I don’t know what it is. I’m not saying he doesn’t like consensual sex, I’m saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe a rapist. (source)

 

[Article 15]

Beck was certainly wrong about that "importation" at $10.00 per person provision of the Constitution ["Article I, Section 9, Clause 1"]. Before spouting off about it, yes, he really ought to have taken some efforts to grasp what it was actually addressing. And yes, it was addressing the topic of slavery. And no, Beck didn't seem to know that rather important fact.

So, perhaps it's just as well that I don't watch his show. The one 'episode' I did catch was not half bad, however.

I would not recommend that conservatives accept Beck as a source of news (in the way that so many libs seem to think Jon Liebowitz Stewart and Bill scumbag Maher are sources of news).

That doesn't mean that Beck doesn't have a capacity to be interesting and maybe even a tiny bit informative from time to time.

Tell me where in Article 1 section 9 it addresses slavery.

LII: Constitution

The migration or importation of such persons as any of the states now existing shall think proper to admit, shall not be prohibited by the Congress prior to the year one thousand eight hundred and eight, but a tax or duty may be imposed on such importation, not exceeding ten dollars for each person.

What do you think "importation of such persons" is referring to?