Three guys are trying to get into heaven; St Peter says to get into heaven you have to take a test. "What is Easter?" First guy say "oh yeah, I know what Easter is: its when we give love notes and chocolate to our sweet hearts." Peter pulls the lever and the first guy is sent screaming down the trap door into hell. Second guy say "sure I know what Easter is: its when we have a turkey and cranberry sauce and we give thanks and..." Peter pulls the lever and the second guy is sent screaming down the trap door into hell. Third guy says "Easter is when we celebrate the fact that Jesus was crucified, died, and was buried and on the third day he rose again." Saint Peter thinks "bout time one of these dumb asses answers the question" The third guy keeps going on and he is getting rather dramatic: and Jesus rolls back the stone and steps forth into the light... and if he sees his shadow there are six more weeks of winter.