Any fellow Brits witness this clown get savaged by UKIP's Nigel Farage? For any of you wondering what we're going on about (that means you, America) over the last week we've been waiting to see messrs. Farage and Brand go toe-to-toe on BBC 1's Question Time. Naturally, I assumed the Biased Broadcasting Corporation would season the audience with hippies and bolshevicks, but on this occasion they hadn't (or couldn't). Brand, who looks decidedly French, bleated a few populist platitudes, then the intellectual gang rape commenced. First Farage, a dependable Anglo-Saxon if I ever did see one, swatted away the hairy pest's arguments aside and Brand made the mistake of using sexist language in the presence of Mary Creagh, an obvious feminist agitator from the Labour backbenches who scolded Brand. Unfortunately for Brand, the monstering was far from over. After incurring the wrath of Marxist bra-burners, he then attracted fierce criticism from a disabled member of the audience who demanded that Brand produce evidence of Mr. Farage insulting Britain's disabled, which couldn't. After that Brand made most sensible decision of his entire life: remain silent. It isn't on iPlayer, yet, but Britain's broadsheets are raving about the encounter and have unanimously declared Farage the victor. Even that otherwise treasonous rag, The Guardian, has conceded that Farage won the joust.
