Report: Journalists Swoon When Meeting Obama

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    [Sick puppies. Zip's guess that most "Were fully erect" is probably spot on, as the Brits would say. He doesn't mention the carpet munchers, muff divers and cross dressers that were having all out screaming orgasms while in line, representative of 81% of the population of NYC. A New York State City Mayor other than "Nanny State Mike" today predicted a Waco Type incident "And it won't be pretty" when Andy Cuomo comes for the other 19 per cents guns. Although, Texas recently put out the welcome wagon for that 19 per cent, I hear. Those North Easterners do too much nose candy and those funny non cylindrical cigarettes. Pity more o their parents didn't take the opportunity to sit down in the middle o the six lane in front o those onrushing eighteen wheelers when they had the chance while LSD was all the rage. Where o where did Timmy Leary go? "Do drugs not war" Remember him? ]

    "I’m guessing most of the guys were also fully erect.

    Via Beltway Confidential:

    Buzzfeed reporter Michael Hastings shares his curious relationship with the White House Press Corps in his new campaign e-book, “Panic 2012: The Sublime and Terrifying Inside Story of Obama’s Final Campaign.”

    Hastings reveals that a reporter’s life on the trail is monotonous and difficult, save for a few sweet unscripted but always off-the-record moments.

    One of those off-the-record moments was an event where President Obama joined reporters for drinks while the campaign was in Orlando, Fla., an event that Hastings partially details in the book.

    “The behavior of the assembled press corps was telling. Everyone, myself included, swooned. Swooned! Head over heels. One or two might have even lost their minds,” Hastings writes, as each reporter had a chance to speak personally with the president. “We were all, on some level, deeply obsessed with Obama, crushing hard, still a little love there. This was nerd heaven, a politico’s paradise, the subject himself moving among us — shaking our hands, slapping our shoulders!”"

    Reporter: Journalists ?Swooned? Over Obama When They Got To Meet Him, ?Head Over Heels?? | Weasel Zippers
     
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    Here's Newsweek backing up the report. They must have cleaned up the lipstick marks, drool and semen stains off the lay out page, though.
     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pl3WaCTHZE]TIMOTHY LEARY'S DEAD (off with his HEAD!) but not really. - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    With only 700,000 showing up for this inaugural, that means there were approximately 350,000 erections publicly on display, plus or minus, on DC's streets today. This reporter for Time definitely showed up wearing his, the folks over at his place of work are just itching to promote the Chicago Jesus as walking on water and coming the storm tossed waves of the Dead Sea again.
    At least they didn't have to close Dulles and Reagan National to commercial traffic and divert them all to BWI.

    Media bias? What media bias? Candy apologized for the block she threw on Mitt Romney during the second debate, saying it was all just a simple mistake, when Mitt had nothing but open field and touchdown against Barack Obama ahead of him.

    Time Reporter: Dear Leader?s Background Lets Him ?Think In More Complex Terms? Than Mortal Men? | Weasel Zippers
     
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    Sad moment in history :(


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    We don't have journalist anymore, they are all left leaning DNC lapdogs..
     
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    And you dream about going down on 175,000 of them while the other 175,000 pounds your fat ass.

    Shoot for the stars, Sport, I bet gay porn has their version of the mega-gang-bang. Come up with a catchy stage name, get in shape, and head for California.

    gurgle, gurgle, gurgle and relax the sphincter... you'll be the envy of many a young lad.
     
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    MSM bias proven by the FACT 85% of the 1,353 employees at three major broadcast television networks gave to the Democrats.. geez.. do you think they might be a little biased?????

    The editor of NewsWeek Evan Thomas thinks so...
    Well, our job is to bash the president, that's what we do." --
    Evan Thomas responding to a question on whether the media's unfair to Bush on the TV talk show Inside Washington,
    February 2, 2007.Newsweek's Evan Thomas: 'Our Job Is To Bash the President' | NewsBusters

    But then when it comes to Obama???

    I mean in a way Obama’s standing above the country, above – above the world, he’s sort of God."
    Evan Thomas on Hardball, June 5, 2009.
    Newsweek?s Evan Thomas: Obama Is ?Sort of God? | NewsBusters
     

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