Protesters ready to surrender

[JakeStarkey]

It will be a touching conclusion as the touched David Fried said: "Give me Freedumb or, um...some pizza...and cookies...and some marijuana...oh, and smile and say "Hallelujah" and address my grievances and then, and ONLY THEN, will I leave the protection of my favorite blanky and tent, gifts from Ya, pitched here in this freedumb parking lot!"

Oregon protesters to surrender