Proof There is No God.

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    If God existed there would be harmony between the sexes...

    If there were harmony between the sexes, there would be harmony among families...

    If there was harmony among families, there would be harmony among nations...

    If God wanted harmony between the sexes, families and nations, sperm would taste like chocolate.

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    I thought you were going to say if there were a god, there'd be no chris.
     
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    How do you know it doesn't?
     
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    Ron White's wife is trying to develop a product that does just that.:lol:
     
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    Who's Ron White's wife, who is Ron White...?
     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJSaU2IyS2Y]YouTube - Ron White - You Can't Fix Stupid - Part 1[/ame]

    I don't think it's in this skit. but this is Ron White.
     
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    Why? What if the deity enjoyed the show?

    Not if the god were cruel

    :eusa_eh: That just raises all kinds of questions I never want the answers to:eusa_shhh:
     
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    That is exactly how it was in the beginning but in order for there to be love, there must also be free will or it's just programing, So God gave man free will and it's been all down hill ever since.
     
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    god wanted adam to stay in gay harmony with him in eden. So either god is gay or god doesn't exist. Take your pick.
     

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