Prince gives man erectile dysfunction, turns kids gay

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    03/20/07

    Man Claims Prince's Super Bowl Show Gave Him Erectile Dysfunction

    The Federal Communications Commission has received bizarre complaints about Prince’s Super Bowl half-time performance.

    Official moans and groans received by the FCC, following the televised spectacular last month, include one from a man who claimed the performance left him with erectile dysfunction.

    Another woman complained she feared Prince's performance would turn her son gay.

    The pop superstar made headlines for a naughty guitar pose he made behind a huge sheet towards the end of his 15-minute performance.

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    But I thought kids were born gay?
     
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    yeah so did I
     
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    I thought eating Soy products turned kids gay.
     
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    So obviously they are not.
     
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    Good lord, man. You seriously think Prince's Superbowl halftime show could turn a heterosexual person into a homosexual person? :rofl:
    Heterosexuality sure is tenuous and fragile, isn't it.
     
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    I feel as if my IQ has dropped a few points just from reading that crap.
     
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    No, I think the claims are bullshit, actually. I was joking about the irony that gays claim that they were born that way and don't have a choice, yet these fruits make the claim that they turned gay. Both the fags and the fruits want to blame someone else for their personal piss-poor decisions.
     
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    The original article was some ridiculously homophobic and misinformed woman saying she was concerned Prince's halftime show could have turned her son gay.
     
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    Wait until Ted Nugent does the Superbowl Halftime Show. After his performance, zoo animals will be poached, the Michigan PTA will evolve into a militia, and the NRA will become the third major political party. For reals. :D
     
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