Pretend You're Married !

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  1. Sandy73
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    Pretend You're Married !


    > >
    > >A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves
    > >assigned
    > to
    > > > the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though
    > initially
    > > > embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and
    > fall
    > > > asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
    > > >
    > > > At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying,
    > > > "Ma'am,
    > I'm
    > > > sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
    > closet
    > to
    > > > get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better
    > > > idea,"
    > she
    > > > replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
    > > >
    > > > "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
    > > >
    > > > "Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"
    > > >
    > > > After a moment of silence, he farted.
     
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    He-he.
    All they need is a Dutch oven to seal the deal...
     

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