Pretend You're Married ! > > > >A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves > >assigned > to > > > the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though > initially > > > embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and > fall > > > asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. > > > > > > At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, > > > "Ma'am, > I'm > > > sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the > closet > to > > > get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better > > > idea," > she > > > replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." > > > > > > "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims. > > > > > > "Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!" > > > > > > After a moment of silence, he farted.