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Sandy73
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Pretend You're Married !
> >
> >A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves
> >assigned
> to
> > > the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though
> initially
> > > embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and
> fall
> > > asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
> > >
> > > At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying,
> > > "Ma'am,
> I'm
> > > sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
> closet
> to
> > > get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better
> > > idea,"
> she
> > > replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
> > >
> > > "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
> > >
> > > "Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"
> > >
> > > After a moment of silence, he farted.
> >
> >A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves
> >assigned
> to
> > > the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though
> initially
> > > embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and
> fall
> > > asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
> > >
> > > At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying,
> > > "Ma'am,
> I'm
> > > sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
> closet
> to
> > > get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better
> > > idea,"
> she
> > > replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
> > >
> > > "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
> > >
> > > "Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"
> > >
> > > After a moment of silence, he farted.
