Neato Speedo

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Sandy73, Apr 27, 2004.

  1. Sandy73
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    NEATO SPEEDO
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    > > The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood
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    > > No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
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    > > Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
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    > > You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
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    > > Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age
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    > > The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
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    > > The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
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    > > American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
    >from each salad served in first-class.
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    > > Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
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    > > Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning
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    > > Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
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    > > (No wonder my house is so DUSTY! LOL!)
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    > > The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
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    > > So did the first "Marlboro Man."
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    > > Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
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    > > Pearls melt in vinegar.
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    > > The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and
    >Budweiser, in that order.
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    > > It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
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    > > A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
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    > > Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6)
    >feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the
    >flush. (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
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    > > Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U.S. president whose name contains
    >all the letters from the word "criminal." The second? William
    >Jefferson Clinton.
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    > > (Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!)
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    > > Turtles can breathe through their butts.
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    > > Now you know everything there is to know!!
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    I'll add another gem to that:

    The duck-billed platypus is not the only mammal that lays eggs. The other is the spiny anteater and also lives in Australia.
     

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