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It's a post we should all be posting from the legendary patriotic American rocker and wild game hunter/conservationist. Why? Because he posted the truth.
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It's a post we should all be posting from the legendary patriotic American rocker and wild game hunter/conservationist. Why? Because he posted the truth.
You are a fawking idiot.I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavinâ and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettinâ kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and Iâd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.
See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workinâ dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. Iâm gonna play their own game, and Iâm gonna destroy âem. Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayinâ awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as Iâve always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded motherfucker. A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didnât know and Iâm vacuuming that poop right up. I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop. I was six-foot-three of sin. So the guys took me down to the physical, and my nerves, my emotions were distraught. I was not a good person. I was wounded. But as painful and nauseous as it was â âcause I was really into beinâ clean and on the ball â I made gutter swine hippies look like football players. I was deviano.
So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldnât believe the smell. They were ridiculinâ me and pushinâ me around and I was cryinâ, but all the time I was laughinâ to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, âOh my God, put those back on! You fucking swine you!â Then they had a urine test and I couldnât piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakinâ up in the ear test booth and they were sweepinâ up. So I went home and cleaned up.
They took a putty knife to me. I got the street rats out of my hair, ate some good steaks, beans, potatoes, cottage cheese, milk. A couple of days and I was ready to kick ass. And in the mail I got this big juicy 4-F. Theyâd call dead people before theyâd call my ass. But you know the funny thing about it? Iâd make an incredible army man. Iâd be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and Iâd have the baddest bunch of motherfuckinâ killers youâd ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasnât into it. I was too busy doinâ my own thing, you know?
Well that's relevant.Ted Nugent Busted for Game Violations in California
Ted Nugent, the man everyone loves to love or loves to hate, was recently popped with several game violations after filming an episode of his hunting show in California. From this story in the Sacramento BeeRock star Ted Nugent, a 1970s guitar hero for hits including "Cat Scratch Fever," has...www.fieldandstream.com
You should read about Ted Nugents history. From draft evasion toIt's a post we should all be posting from the legendary patriotic American rocker and wild game hunter/conservationist. Why? Because he posted the truth.
It goes to the persons character and judgement, and is he worth listening to for advice.Well that's relevant.
Dumb ass.
It's a post we should all be posting from the legendary patriotic American rocker and wild game hunter/conservationist. Why? Because he posted the truth.
Damn skippy it is relevant. Ted Nugent is a piece of shit pussy. He is sure as hell not a "Great American Patriot" and anyone claiming he is has got to be a complete dumbass. His interview in High Times that I originally quoted is well known, and worse, the coward is openly proud of that behavior. Of course, he would never mention it now.Well that's relevant.
Dumb ass.
Speaking of draft dodging...Joe Biden claims he tried out for the NFL...then claims he had asthma and couldn't serve in the military.You should read about Ted Nugents history. From draft evasion to
Did he shit in his pants for a week, snort crank, stop eating, and show up for his physical so dehydrated that he couldn't piss? Nope. STFU.Speaking of draft dodging...Joe Biden claims he tried out for the NFL...then claims he had asthma and couldn't serve in the military.
It's a post we should all be posting from the legendary patriotic American rocker and wild game hunter/conservationist. Why? Because he posted the truth.
It's a post we should all be posting from the legendary patriotic American rocker and wild game hunter/conservationist. Why? Because he posted the truth.
He backs Trump, and everyone knows, a true patriot does not have an allegiance to this country, the constitution, or democracy, only Trump. For the MAGAtards, patriotism is measured by how willing you are to suck Trump's tiny ass pecker.What makes Ted a patriot?