President Trump Retruths A Truthful TruthSocial Post By American Patriot Ted Nugent

It's a post we should all be posting from the legendary patriotic American rocker and wild game hunter/conservationist. Why? Because he posted the truth.





I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin’ and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin’ kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I’d drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.
See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin’ dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I’m gonna play their own game, and I’m gonna destroy ‘em. Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin’ awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as I’ve always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded motherfucker. A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didn’t know and I’m vacuuming that poop right up. I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop. I was six-foot-three of sin. So the guys took me down to the physical, and my nerves, my emotions were distraught. I was not a good person. I was wounded. But as painful and nauseous as it was – ‘cause I was really into bein’ clean and on the ball – I made gutter swine hippies look like football players. I was deviano.
So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn’t believe the smell. They were ridiculin’ me and pushin’ me around and I was cryin’, but all the time I was laughin’ to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, “Oh my God, put those back on! You fucking swine you!” Then they had a urine test and I couldn’t piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin’ up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin’ up. So I went home and cleaned up.
They took a putty knife to me. I got the street rats out of my hair, ate some good steaks, beans, potatoes, cottage cheese, milk. A couple of days and I was ready to kick ass. And in the mail I got this big juicy 4-F. They’d call dead people before they’d call my ass. But you know the funny thing about it? I’d make an incredible army man. I’d be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I’d have the baddest bunch of motherfuckin’ killers you’d ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn’t into it. I was too busy doin’ my own thing, you know?
You are a fawking idiot.
 
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Well that's relevant.
Dumb ass.
 
It's a post we should all be posting from the legendary patriotic American rocker and wild game hunter/conservationist. Why? Because he posted the truth.
You should read about Ted Nugents history. From draft evasion to

Ted Nugent Declares 'I Will Either Be Dead or in Jail' if Obama Is Re-elected
 
Well that's relevant.
Dumb ass.
Damn skippy it is relevant. Ted Nugent is a piece of shit pussy. He is sure as hell not a "Great American Patriot" and anyone claiming he is has got to be a complete dumbass. His interview in High Times that I originally quoted is well known, and worse, the coward is openly proud of that behavior. Of course, he would never mention it now.

But it is relevant because Nugent claims to be a "great hunter", a protector of wildlife, lives on what he kills kind of horseshit. Well, baiting deer and killing fawns is not hunting, not even close. Nor is killing boar confined by fences and fed daily. I mean you think it would have been hard for me to climb into the pig lot and shoot a pig while they were eating slop? Would you call that hunting. How is the above any different?

I mean you can pay this pantywaist to take you to Africa, go on a "safari", hunt a lion. Probably shoot one too, you can mount it in your "game room". But let me tell you how that works.

All over Africa there are places where you can pet the young lion cubs. Oh they are so cute, orphaned and saved by people, they are fed, nourished, and let loose in a pen for people to come and pet. But eventually, well those cubs grow up. Then the operators of the petting farm sell them to people like sickass cowardly Ted Nugent.

These, now, lions, have never been wild, have never hunted, and relate humans to food and petting. And Nugent will let them loose in a fenced in area, charge suckers thousands of dollars, let them in the fenced in area, and tell them to "hunt" the lion. That is some sick ass shit.

Here is the deal, if Nugent actually knew how to hunt, and actually went to Africa and hunted a real wild Lion, at first encounter he would shit all over himself like he did before his draft physical. He is not only not a "Patriot", he is a flippin coward, a pantywaist. Come to think of it, no wonder him and Trump get along, they are too much alike.
 

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