Posted an ad on Craiglist and got a reply from a young hot thing!!!

she'll smell the desperation and bail..

She was able to get a feel for me and see that I was a cool guy

ok..good luck....this seems to be a big day for you...I mean, making an announcement on the internet that you got a date with a girl(!)...how exciting for you...

Not a date, some TOUCH FEELS



Ooooh, ist ja interessant!!!


Touch Feels mutherfucker
 
Uh, ok....


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Have a good weekend, dude!!!


Fat girls are not allowed in my apt, it's on the lease
This one is not fat and it's only fi' dollah, G.I.

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she'll smell the desperation and bail..

She was able to get a feel for me and see that I was a cool guy

ok..good luck....this seems to be a big day for you...I mean, making an announcement on the internet that you got a date with a girl(!)...how exciting for you...

Not a date, some TOUCH FEELS
ohhh..I get it now..a hooker....that's different.

Not a hooker Mongo. Hookers are not allowed in my apt, it;s on the lease
 
she'll smell the desperation and bail..

She was able to get a feel for me and see that I was a cool guy

ok..good luck....this seems to be a big day for you...I mean, making an announcement on the internet that you got a date with a girl(!)...how exciting for you...

Not a date, some TOUCH FEELS
ohhh..I get it now..a hooker....that's different.

Not a hooker Mongo. Hookers are not allowed in my apt, it;s on the lease


Na, klar doch!!

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what if she is a white girl that doesn't smile?

We already exchanged pics Mongo

It's 3 phases to reaching my apt after responding to my ad

1. Must like Your pic
2. Must like your phone Conversation
3. Must like your vibe in public

The End
 
she'll smell the desperation and bail..

She was able to get a feel for me and see that I was a cool guy

ok..good luck....this seems to be a big day for you...I mean, making an announcement on the internet that you got a date with a girl(!)...how exciting for you...

Not a date, some TOUCH FEELS
ohhh..I get it now..a hooker....that's different.

Not a hooker Mongo. Hookers are not allowed in my apt, it;s on the lease
Do they have to fill out a form stating their occupation before they are allowed to visit?
but..ok..so shes an "exotic dancer"...or maybe an "actress"...whatever...you're paying her, right?
 
Looks like I will have some a$$ cheeks in my face this weekend LOL And not only that it's a 3 day weekend which makes it even better. Craigslist is the best fucking website of all time

So excited for this weekend.
Is he cute?

Faggots are not allowed in my apt, its on the lease
 
She was able to get a feel for me and see that I was a cool guy

ok..good luck....this seems to be a big day for you...I mean, making an announcement on the internet that you got a date with a girl(!)...how exciting for you...

Not a date, some TOUCH FEELS
ohhh..I get it now..a hooker....that's different.

Not a hooker Mongo. Hookers are not allowed in my apt, it;s on the lease
Do they have to filkl out a form stating their occupation before they are allowed to visit?
but..ok..so shes an "exotic dancer"...or maybe an "actress"...whatever...you're paying her, right?

No just reimbursing her for travel costs and buying dinner
 
Looks like I will have some a$$ cheeks in my face this weekend LOL And not only that it's a 3 day weekend which makes it even better. Craigslist is the best fucking website of all time

So excited for this weekend.
Is he cute?

Faggots are not allowed in my apt, its on the lease
you keep saying all these people aren't allowed because of the lease....I was wondering if there's a gate with a guardhouse where everyone has to check in and list their job title and sexual preferences?
I've never seen a lease that said "no hookers" or "no homosexuals"...Who "enforces" this?
 
what if she is a white girl that doesn't smile?

We already exchanged pics Mongo

It's 3 phases to reaching my apt after responding to my ad

1. Must like Your pic
2. Must like your phone Conversation
3. Must like your vibe in public

The End
And you can trust people you meet on the internet....Do you have a will or rubbers?

This is not my first time Mongo
 

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