Post using your bad English pet peeve.

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

Biden is going to loose the next election.

All quite on the Western Front!

to-too-two used incorrectly

Your an idiot.

Its going to rain!

I payed the bill.

We will have a meeting on morrow.

Can I axe you a question?

 

[miketx]

Proper grammar is important. If the the hispanic high school girl had known this, she would not have blamed her English teacher for her getting pregnant when all the teacher did was tell her to be sure and do an essay over the weekend.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

But, if you had 11 math teachers, and now you have ten, you have fewer math teachers.

The point is that English and math are different.

 

[okfine]

No fuckin' shit!?

Fuckin' a right.

 

[fncceo]

The point is that English and math are different.

They are both languages, but very different languages.

 

[miketx]

Biden is going to loose the next election.
Good, he needs to loose it


All quite on the Western Front!
Wait for the red badge of kerage.

to-too-two used incorrectly
You stuttering?

Your an idiot.
I now you are but whut am I?

Its going to rain!
Who cars?

I payed the bill.
Whut bill?

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

Learn it? Huh?

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This is a long division.

Actually that is about a company.

 

[miketx]

Actually that is about a company.

Don't task me.

 

[fncceo]

At least when I make a grammar mistake in this language, my app won't work.

 

[miketx]

At least when I make a grammar mistake in this language, my app won't work.

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I do it in this one.

$COMPILE EXE

DEFINT a-z

clp$ = COMMAND$

IF RTRIM$(clp$) = "" THEN

CLS

PRINT

PRINT "USAGE:"

PRINT "PHONLTR + The letters or words comprising the phone number."

PRINT "EXAMPLE: PHONLTR deliver"

PRINT

END

END IF



strlen% = LEN(clp$)

IF LEFT$(clp$,1) = "1" THEN clp$ = RIGHT$(clp$,strlen%-1)



FOR j% = 1 TO LEN(clp$)

letter$ = MID$(clp$,j%,1)

get_number letter$

NEXT



result$ = RTRIM$(result$)



SELECT CASE LEN(result$)

CASE 7

result$ = LEFT$(result$,3)+"-"+RIGHT$(result$,4)

CASE 10

result$ ="1-"+ LEFT$(result$,3)+"-"+MID$(result$,4,3)+"-"+RIGHT$(result$,4)

CASE ELSE

FOR j% = 1 TO LEN(result$)

t$ = MID$(result$,j%,1)

IF j% <> LEN(result$) THEN

target$ = target$+t$+"-"

ELSE

target$ = target$+t$

END IF

NEXT

result$ = target$

PRINT "The phone letters used generate a non-standard phone number length."

END SELECT



PRINT

PRINT "The number is ";result$

PRINT "--------------"+STRING$(LEN(result$),"-")



END



SUB get_number(letter$)



SHARED result$

letter$ = UCASE$(letter$)



SELECT CASE letter$

CASE "-"

EXIT SUB

CASE "1","2","3","4","5","6","7","8","9","0"

number$ = letter$

CASE "A","B","C"

number$ = "2"

CASE "D","E","F"

number$ = "3"

CASE "G","H","I"

number$ = "4"

CASE "J","K","L"

number$ = "5"

CASE "M","N","O"

number$ = "6"

CASE "P","Q","R","S"

number$ = "7"

CASE "T","U","V"

number$ = "8"

CASE "W","X","Y","Z"

number$ = "9"

CASE ELSE

number$ = number$

END SELECT

result$ = result$ + number$

EXIT SUB



END SUB

 

[norwegen]

Your a no-nothing.

 

[miketx]

Your a no-nothing.

I know you are but what am I?

 

[konradv]

If someone covets your body pillow, you can still be jealous ... if someone has a really hot body pillow and you want it for yourself, you're envious.

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That’s a whole different set of questions!

 

[monkrules]

People who begin every other sentence with, "So..."

 

[monkrules]

How about people who get locked into using that wonderful little phrase: "Know what I mean..."

Over, and over, and...

 

[cnm]

I literally die inside when I read some peoples grammar.

Especially when they omit apostrophes.

 

[konradv]

People who begin every other sentence with, "So..."

Uh…

 

[Seymour Flops]

I literally die inside when I read some peoples grammar.

I must of not have explained the thread correctly.

The point is to use the bad grammar that you hate the worst.

 

[miketx]

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I must of not have explained the thread correctly.

The point is to use the bad grammar that you hate the worst.

Leftists suck the fun out whenever they can.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Not knowing when to use less and fewer. People get that wrong all the time.

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CommonCore. Who can count as high as ten these days?