I'm betting it was some terrorist from Queens.
Those Queeniacs hate Manhattanites for their freedoms, ya know.
it was a protest against the subway service cuts.
They know what is planned for them.
They've all seen Escape from New York.
Today it's the subways, tomorrow the bridges are barricaded and the tunnels are filled in with concrete.
Next week Big Apple residents will need green cards to visit the garden state.
We owe it to the children of the Poconos to end the outflow of New Yorkers.
You dazzling urbanites might steal their plum jobs picking over the slag heaps of Carbon county searching for overlooked lumps of coal to keep their hovels heated.