Polyestersexual

[eagleseven]

I admit it...tis my primary form of gratification.

 

[JBeukema]

Lonely, Eagle?

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[eagleseven]

Unfortunately, I spend most of my day at the hospital...don't have time for a night job.

 

[JBeukema]

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[Madeline]

You'd have loved the Disco Era, eagleseven. Never before or since has polyester reached such fashion heights, especially for men.

BTW, the socks in the photo look like cotton to me.

 

[JBeukema]

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So that's what happened to Eagle's head...

 

[eagleseven]

I know they're cotton...but cottonsexual doesn't have the same ring to it.

...and I'm not a nurse.

 

[syrenn]

I know they're cotton...but cottonsexual doesn't have the same ring to it.

...and I'm not a nurse.

you got a sock fetish?

 

[Luissa]

I hear bananas work well.

 

[eagleseven]

I know they're cotton...but cottonsexual doesn't have the same ring to it.

...and I'm not a nurse.

you got a sock fetish?

I've got a masturbation fetish...and socks beat having to clean the keyboard, if you know what I mean.

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Of course, I haven't met a single (non-geriatric) person who lacked a masturbation fetish...


...the most innocent of girls can become vicious with a vibrator.

 

[JBeukema]

eagle, if we get you a sybian, will you stfu?

 

[syrenn]

I know they're cotton...but cottonsexual doesn't have the same ring to it.

...and I'm not a nurse.

you got a sock fetish?

I've got a masturbation fetish...and socks beat having to clean the keyboard, if you know what I mean.

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Of course, I haven't met a single (non-geriatric) person who lacked a masturbation fetish...


...the most innocent of girls can become vicious with a vibrator.

Don't be messing with my power tools!

 

[007]

I was going to say... top sock looks like somebody was slappin' Herman the one eyed German and busted a load on it...

 

[Barb]

You'd have loved the Disco Era, eagleseven. Never before or since has polyester reached such fashion heights, especially for men.

BTW, the socks in the photo look like cotton to me.

Why would you bring up this shameful time in music and fashion? There's an entire generation trying to repress those memories!

 

[Madeline]

Repression is bad for ya. Own your wrap dress of shame, Barb. Own it proudly!

Besides, at least when we were young, men did not mouse their hair and pile it onto their heads in a (?) pyramid. In twenty years, they too will have burning shame.

 

[Sherry]

I admit it...tis my primary form of gratification.

Is one inside out so you can feel like you're switching it up with a new partner??

 

[xotoxi]

I know they're cotton...but cottonsexual doesn't have the same ring to it.

...and I'm not a nurse.

What about sockfucker?

You like high class hos-iery.

 

[dilloduck]

I know they're cotton...but cottonsexual doesn't have the same ring to it.

...and I'm not a nurse.

you got a sock fetish?

I've got a masturbation fetish...and socks beat having to clean the keyboard, if you know what I mean.

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Of course, I haven't met a single (non-geriatric) person who lacked a masturbation fetish...


...the most innocent of girls can become vicious with a vibrator.

Who are these innocent "girls" that you speak of ?

 

[Barb]

Repression is bad for ya. Own your wrap dress of shame, Barb. Own it proudly!

Besides, at least when we were young, men did not mouse their hair and pile it onto their heads in a (?) pyramid. In twenty years, they too will have burning shame.

Repression works just fine! I'm surprisingly well adjusted, all things considered.

 

[007]

you got a sock fetish?

I've got a masturbation fetish...and socks beat having to clean the keyboard, if you know what I mean.

---

Of course, I haven't met a single (non-geriatric) person who lacked a masturbation fetish...


...the most innocent of girls can become vicious with a vibrator.

Who are these innocent "girls" that you speak of ?