POLL: What do you think of the new suicide machine?

[Mac1958]

A euthanasia expert just unveiled his ‘suicide machine’ at an Amsterdam funeral fair

Introducing the "SARCO" suicide machine. Big enough for two!

Thoughts? Good thing or bad thing?

I think a proper regulation would be that full counseling would be required before use. Other than that, it's up to the individual.
.

 

[BULLDOG]

Looks like a giant computer mouse.

 

[there4eyeM]

"Where art meets its end"! Now, that is some motto.

 

[DarkFury]

Do they have a no return policy?

 

[Witchit]

My daughter and sister both know that if I get the diagnosis my mother got, I'm either going to take all the pills I have on-hand (90 day supply of four different meds,) take a walk into the woods for a snow nap, or both of the above. They both understand and promise they will not resent me.

Therefore, I don't believe I need a very expensive machine.

 

[Mac1958]

"Where art meets its end"! Now, that is some motto.

Kinda stylish, though. Like a car.

Which may not be a bad idea. Drive it out to the woods...
.

 

[DarkFury]

Looks like a giant computer mouse.

You should gift one to yourself. We all be looking forward to that!

 

[JoeB131]

Introducing the "SARCO" suicide machine. Big enough for two!

Thoughts? Good thing or bad thing?

I think you should try it out and give us a complete report.

 

[Tijn Von Ingersleben]

My daughter and sister both know that if I get the diagnosis my mother got, I'm either going to take all the pills I have on-hand (90 day supply of four different meds,) take a walk into the woods for a snow nap, or both of the above. They both understand and promise they will not resent me.

Therefore, I don't believe I need a very expensive machine.

That's some pretty dark stuff. However, I don't blame you. There is no dignity in rotting till your last breath. Sometimes it's better to give up the ghost on your own terms.

 

[Tijn Von Ingersleben]

A euthanasia expert just unveiled his ‘suicide machine’ at an Amsterdam funeral fair

Introducing the "SARCO" suicide machine. Big enough for two!

Thoughts? Good thing or bad thing?

I think a proper regulation would be that full counseling would be required before use. Other than that, it's up to the individual.
.

Not bad. We all have our own karma.

 

[Mac1958]

I think you should try it out and give us a complete report.

yikes

 

[Mac1958]

Not bad. We all have our own karma.

Yeah. That's how I look at it.
.

 

[JoeB131]

I think you should try it out and give us a complete report.

yikes

don't start trolling threads and then whine when you get trolled back.

 

[AvgGuyIA]

My daughter and sister both know that if I get the diagnosis my mother got, I'm either going to take all the pills I have on-hand (90 day supply of four different meds,) take a walk into the woods for a snow nap, or both of the above. They both understand and promise they will not resent me.

Therefore, I don't believe I need a very expensive machine.

Hopefully someone will find and revive you.

 

[Mac1958]

I think you should try it out and give us a complete report.

yikes

don't start trolling threads and then whine when you get trolled back.

It's just who you are, my little stalker friend. I get it.
.

 

[petro]

Who knew this show would predict the future...

It has 3 settings,
Quick and painless,
Slow and horrible,
And clumsy bludgeoning.

 

[JoeB131]

I think you should try it out and give us a complete report.

yikes

don't start trolling threads and then whine when you get trolled back.

It's just who you are, my little stalker friend. I get it.
.

see, more whining.

We have a safe space for you, Mac

 

[Mac1958]

Two "Bad Thing" votes and no comments to go along with them?

 

[Witchit]

My daughter and sister both know that if I get the diagnosis my mother got, I'm either going to take all the pills I have on-hand (90 day supply of four different meds,) take a walk into the woods for a snow nap, or both of the above. They both understand and promise they will not resent me.

Therefore, I don't believe I need a very expensive machine.

Hopefully someone will find and revive you.

Hopefully not.

 

[usmbguest5318]

What do you think of the new suicide machine?

• Yet another reason not to own a gun.
• I'm all about defining goals and achieving them, thus someone wanting to "end it all" should not tell me so in the hope that I'm going to try to dissuade them. On the contrary, I'm far more likely to engage them in a conversation about whether they've planned however they're going to do it to make sure they don't fail.
• Accordingly, what I think about that machine is this:
  • Does it work?
  • Is it foolproof?
  • These questions may be answered in the rubric article; I haven't yet read that article
    • Does it have an "I changed my mind" feature?" If so, how long does it give one to change one's mind?
    • Is it affordably priced so that people in most or all income brackets can buy, rent or lease one?
    • If one has a 3D printer, can one build one's own, perhaps by purchasing the code to provide to one's 3D printer?

Sarco Euthanasia Machine of the Future using 3D printing