Police: Pedophile Hugh Hefner was murdered

[MindWars]

Police: ‘Pedophile’ Hugh Hefner Was Murdered

Police have reportedly launched a murder inquiry into the death of Hugh Hefner, with insiders believing it is “extremely likely” the Playboy founder was silenced before he could name Hollywood elite pedophiles as part of a plea deal.
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When a cover up is needed just kill them that'll fix that snitch. Oh but the political democrats would never dream of killing someone to hide their pathetic sickeness.

 

[Ringel05]

Police: ‘Pedophile’ Hugh Hefner Was Murdered

Police have reportedly launched a murder inquiry into the death of Hugh Hefner, with insiders believing it is “extremely likely” the Playboy founder was silenced before he could name Hollywood elite pedophiles as part of a plea deal.
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When a cover up is needed just kill them that'll fix that snitch. Oh but the political democrats would never dream of killing someone to hide their pathetic sickeness.

Yeah, she's legit........


slacker chic.: Some Reincarnated Chick Sues Old Man Hefner for $3 Billion (Que the maniacal Dr. Evil Laugh)
http://slackerchic.blogspot.com/2009/07/some-reincarnated-chick-sues-old-man.html

Some crazy bitch named Sheri Denise Allred is suing Hugh Hefner for what he did to her in her many lifetimes. That's right. Lifetimes with a plural "s".

But if you think Allred is down and out, think again! She claims that she is a graduate of every university you can think of and her hat knows the cure for cancer. She's also telepathic and loves to argue with Zeus over the meaning of God. In closing she is suing Old Man Hefner for being rude and will use the money to buy her oldest son a "pussy to be a morphedite" whatever the fuck in Harry Potter hell that means.

 

[aaronleland]

There's no way he just died of natural causes. He was only 91 years old.

 

[K9Buck]

I swear, this forum is funnier than cable tv!

 

[ScienceRocks]

You fascist don't like it when people have fun in life. Everything must be hard and everyone must suffer.

Prove he was a pedophile you idiot!

 

[K9Buck]

You fascist don't like it when people have fun in life. Everything must be hard and everyone must suffer.

Prove he was a pedophile you idiot!

Do you know that you don't have to respond to every accusation ever made?

 

[K9Buck]

Heff was pretty desperate to get laid.

 

[Likkmee]

US message board. AOL(free cd) keyword. You Ess

 

[Moonglow]

Police: ‘Pedophile’ Hugh Hefner Was Murdered

Police have reportedly launched a murder inquiry into the death of Hugh Hefner, with insiders believing it is “extremely likely” the Playboy founder was silenced before he could name Hollywood elite pedophiles as part of a plea deal.
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When a cover up is needed just kill them that'll fix that snitch. Oh but the political democrats would never dream of killing someone to hide their pathetic sickeness.

Yeah, she's legit........


slacker chic.: Some Reincarnated Chick Sues Old Man Hefner for $3 Billion (Que the maniacal Dr. Evil Laugh)

Some crazy bitch named Sheri Denise Allred is suing Hugh Hefner for what he did to her in her many lifetimes. That's right. Lifetimes with a plural "s".

But if you think Allred is down and out, think again! She claims that she is a graduate of every university you can think of and her hat knows the cure for cancer. She's also telepathic and loves to argue with Zeus over the meaning of God. In closing she is suing Old Man Hefner for being rude and will use the money to buy her oldest son a "pussy to be a morphedite" whatever the fuck in Harry Potter hell that means.

"pussy to be a morphedite". Morphodite is how it is spelled, it means-hermaphrodite...

 

[Moonglow]

There's no way he just died of natural causes. He was only 91 years old.

It was the peanut butter on the anus trick that finally got him...

 

[EvilCat Breath]

The police aren't investigating anything. Hefner wasn't a pedophile and he wasn't murdered.

 

[Godboy]

The police aren't investigating anything. Hefner wasn't a pedophile and he wasn't murdered.

...and Mindwars is an awful person for spreading these ridiculous lies about a guy that just fucking died.

 

[flacaltenn]

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