Pearl Harbor Day: Google vs. Bing

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    Google didn't even mention it. They had some shit about "Skydive with Santa and boogie with elves in Santa’s Village" on their page...

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    Now contrast that with Bing's page...

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    America's greatest generation was about to get to work. Salute!!!
     
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    yes, one of the greatest of world changing events it was
    it caused one of the--if not the--greatest eras of murder, rape, robbery, death, destruction,etc
    then because of PHarbor and WW2--we see one of the greatest eras of reconstruction of the world's politics/countries/etc
     
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    Bing launched a sneak attack on Google. It may take Google a couple years to get up to speed and fight back but in the end Bing has started a war they can't win. They have awakened a napping giant who was dreaming of cat videos and instant messaging for office workers.
     
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    Our Future

    Hello! Is this Gordon's Pizza?
    No sir - it's Google Pizza.

    I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.
    No sir - Google bought Gordon's Pizza last month.

    OK. I would like to order a pizza..
    Do you want your usual, sir?

    My usual - you know me?
    According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses - sausage - pepperoni - mushrooms and meat balls on a thick crust.

    OK - that's what I want .
    May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta - arugula - sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat, gluten free, thin crust?

    What? I detest vegetables.
    Your cholesterol is not good, sir.

    How the hell do you know?
    Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

    Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
    Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you only purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drugsale Network, 4 months ago.

    I bought more from another drugstore.
    That doesn't show on your credit card statement.

    I paid in cash.
    But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.

    I have other sources of cash.
    That doesn't show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.

    WHAT THE HELL? ! ! ! !
    I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.

    Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google - Facebook - Twitter - WhatsApp and all the others!! I'm going to an island without internet - cable TV - where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me !!
    I understand sir - but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago
     

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