Pearl Harbor Day: Google vs. Bing

[JGalt]

Google didn't even mention it. They had some shit about "Skydive with Santa and boogie with elves in Santa’s Village" on their page...

Now contrast that with Bing's page...

 

[SassyIrishLass]

America's greatest generation was about to get to work. Salute!!!

 

[TheOldSchool]

Google didn't even mention it. They had some shit about "Skydive with Santa and boogie with elves in Santa’s Village" on their page...

Now contrast that with Bing's page...

 

[harmonica]

yes, one of the greatest of world changing events it was
it caused one of the--if not the--greatest eras of murder, rape, robbery, death, destruction,etc
then because of PHarbor and WW2--we see one of the greatest eras of reconstruction of the world's politics/countries/etc

 

[IsaacNewton]

Bing launched a sneak attack on Google. It may take Google a couple years to get up to speed and fight back but in the end Bing has started a war they can't win. They have awakened a napping giant who was dreaming of cat videos and instant messaging for office workers.

 

[Silent Warrior]

Our Future

Hello! Is this Gordon's Pizza?
No sir - it's Google Pizza.

I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.
No sir - Google bought Gordon's Pizza last month.

OK. I would like to order a pizza..
Do you want your usual, sir?

My usual - you know me?
According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses - sausage - pepperoni - mushrooms and meat balls on a thick crust.

OK - that's what I want .
May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta - arugula - sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat, gluten free, thin crust?

What? I detest vegetables.
Your cholesterol is not good, sir.

How the hell do you know?
Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you only purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drugsale Network, 4 months ago.

I bought more from another drugstore.
That doesn't show on your credit card statement.

I paid in cash.
But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.

I have other sources of cash.
That doesn't show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.

WHAT THE HELL? ! ! ! !
I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.

Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google - Facebook - Twitter - WhatsApp and all the others!! I'm going to an island without internet - cable TV - where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me !!
I understand sir - but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago