Patrick's advice on chicks - #625 in a series

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    Christmas, Valentine's day, her birthday, your anniversary. Don't forget those days. They are a big deal to a chick. (Modify for religion). Single chicks you have a relationship with tend to think of when you met as your "anniversary". If you forget when this was, ask her.

    This is one of those things that guys think aren't a big deal, but not chicks. Chicks expect flowers, a gift, or something special on these days. The reason is that in your relationship, they envision themselves as having "given" something to you - to wit, themselves. They expect something back.

    Don't be fooled if they appear to agree with you that valentine's day is just about commerce - they want those roses. I got dumped once on valentine's day. She called me at work - I was stunned. This was about 4 pm. Then someone in the office said "do you know what day this is?" I said no, and they told me. I thought: oh I get it, she waited all day, and when nothing came through the chute, she acted.

    Too bad - she was quite a chick - owned a Jensen and an apartment building in her 20s, had a high IQ, and was an advanced skier.
     
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    My wife has to ask me when the anniversary of our wedding was.
     
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    Syrenns advice to dicks


    When you men show up with flowers..... it means you are feeling guilty as hell about something.



    And just an FYI.

    You should treat the other person in your life as if its their birthday, valentines, anniversary..and every other special occasion...every day of the year. Doing something "nice" because there is social pressure to do so... is not doing something spacial at all.
     
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    This is Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants right? Not bad advice if you consider he's a starfish syrenn.
     
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    A starfish that sounds about 15 trying to figure out the mysteries of life.
     
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    Irony = starfish are asexual.
     
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    Advice on chicks? Don't overfeed them.
     
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    I am looking for a bottom feeder myself.
     
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    Chicks are mostly mysteries all a guy's life. They are like a box with a few holes in it, with lots of stuff inside. You look through the holes, and every once in while get a small insight, but that's pretty much it. Most try to skip the insight, and give them a hug, a pat on the butt, and flowers now and again - works OK - usually. :eusa_angel:
     
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    Citizen Pained's Dating Advice For Guys #1: Don't call us chicks.
     

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