Palestinians did it!

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    There were no Palestinians!

    At the emergency meeting of the UN regarding another conflict in the Middle East, the floor has been given to the Israeli Consul.
    The Israeli Consul began, "Ladies and gentlemen before I commence with my speech, I wanted to relay an old story to all of you...
    When Moses was leading the Jews out of Egypt he had to go through deserts, and prairies, and even more deserts... The people became thirsty and needed water.
    So Moses struck the side of a mountain with his cane and at the sight of that mountain a pond appeared with crystal clean, cool water. And the people rejoiced and drank to their hearts' content. Moses wished to cleanse his whole body, so he went over to the other side of the pond, took all of his clothes off and dove into the cool waters. Only when Moses came out of the water he discovered that all his clothes had been stolen... And I have reasons to believe that the Palestinians stole his clothes."
    Yassir Arafat, hearing this accusation, jumps out of his seat and screams, "This is a travesty...It's a lie! It is widely known that there were no Palestinians there at the time!!!"
    "And in agreement with Chairman Arafat," said the Israeli Consul, "let me begin my speech..."

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    "you testify against yourselves that you are descendants of those who murdered the prophets...You snakes, you brood of vipers! How can you escape being sentenced to hell?"
    — Matthew 23:31-33

    Then, Jesus laments over the capital: "Jerusalem, Jerusalem, the city that kills the prophets and stones those who are sent to it...See, your house is left to you, desolate" (23:37-38). And finally, Jesus predicts the demise of the Temple: "Truly I tell you, not one stone will be left here upon another; all will be thrown down" (24:2b).[10]
     
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    "The Lord spoke further to me, saying, ‘I have seen this people, and indeed, it is a stubborn people. 14‘Let Me alone, that I may destroy them and blot out their name from under heaven; and I will make of you a nation mightier and greater than they,'" (Deuteronomy 9:13-14).
     
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    BecauseIknowJackshit is the one with the donkey skills:

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    What? LOL. That's not how Palestinians look like

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    "thou shalt wipe ass with odd number of rocks" "in heaven, you shall receive 72 virgins to violate for eternity" etc.
    prophet Mohammad
     
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    "This is my fucking land.. all of it god promised it to me two thousand years ago and I am back from New York to take it "

    (Hayyim Feinblatt 9:13-13).
     
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    Eots bigmouth strikes again! Ha ha ha!

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