You heard it here, first, ladies and gentemen. I heard on the Glenn Beck program that the Bush administration believes that there are 2 suitcase nukes left over from the USSR currently within the borders of the continental United States. The target sites for these two nukes are unknown, but it is suspected that they were smuggled in through the practically unguarded Mexican border. Bush has made tracking down these two nukes the administration's top priority, because if they're not found soon, it's only a short countdown to an American holocaust, resulting in hundreds of thousands of deaths. This could go one of three ways. I hope they're found before being set off, but if they're not, I want to see post Pearl Harbor America sweep across the terrorist nations like a tidal wave of blood, bombs, and bullets rather than see the Vietnam hippies crawl in a hole like Spain did.