Only in Kentucky!

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  1. random3434
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    Ah, the classics!




    A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture on the
    supernatural.

    To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe
    in ghosts?'

    About 90 students raise their hands.

    'Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
    do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'

    About 40 students raise their hands.

    'That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
    anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'

    About 15 students raise their hand.

    'Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'

    Three students raise their hands.

    'That's fantastic . Now let me ask you one question further...Have any
    of you ever made love to a ghost?'

    Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.

    The professor takes off his glasses, and says 'Son, all the years I've
    been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to
    a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
    experience.'

    The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to
    make his way up to the podium.

    When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Bubba,
    tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'



    Bubba replied, 'Shiiiiit ! From way back there, I thought you said goats !'
     
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    Heard it before but it's a good one. Thanks for the stroll down memory lane.
     
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