Retarded Grandparents

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    After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they
    spent their holiday away from school.

    One child wrote the following:

    We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.
    They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they
    moved to Florida.

    Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass
    They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't
    know who they are anymore.

    They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed
    because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but they don't do them
    very well.

    There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats on.

    At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it.

    He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go
    cruising in their golf carts.

    Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every
    night --- early birds. Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll
    house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck.

    My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and
    says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too.

    When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house.
    Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren
     
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    I want to see your ID since you have "not quite real" under ur name.
     
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