Only in Florida...

[hjmick]

Let's face it, we have all experienced it. We've read a headline after headline of bizarre happenings and wondered, what the actual fuck? Why?

Then we've clicked on the link and found these truly mind boggling incidents, more often than not, occurred in Florida. Is there something in the water?

Example:

Pickle-Packing Perv Popped On Private Premise

MARCH 15--A pantless Florida Man was arrested yesterday after police spotted him pleasuring himself with a pickle while on a private premise, according to an arrest affidavit. Responding to a suspici

www.thesmokinggun.com

MARCH 15--A pantless Florida Man was arrested yesterday after police spotted him pleasuring himself with a pickle while on a private premise, according to an arrest affidavit.

Responding to a suspicious person call around 4 PM, a cop saw Eric Detiege, 47, lying on his back in front of a townhouse in Oldsmar, a city in the Tampa Bay area.

Detiege, unencumbered by pants or underwear, had his penis in one hand and “a large uneaten pickle in his other hand.” Detiege, the cop added, was “using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating...”




What the actual fuck...

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[debbiedowner]

Let's face it, we have all experienced it. We've read a headline after headline of bizarre happenings and wondered, what the actual fuck? Why?

Then we've clicked on the link and found these truly mind boggling incidents, more often than not, occurred in Florida. Is there something in the water?

Example:

Pickle-Packing Perv Popped On Private Premise

MARCH 15--A pantless Florida Man was arrested yesterday after police spotted him pleasuring himself with a pickle while on a private premise, according to an arrest affidavit. Responding to a suspici

www.thesmokinggun.com

MARCH 15--A pantless Florida Man was arrested yesterday after police spotted him pleasuring himself with a pickle while on a private premise, according to an arrest affidavit.

Responding to a suspicious person call around 4 PM, a cop saw Eric Detiege, 47, lying on his back in front of a townhouse in Oldsmar, a city in the Tampa Bay area.

Detiege, unencumbered by pants or underwear, had his penis in one hand and “a large uneaten pickle in his other hand.” Detiege, the cop added, was “using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating...”




What the actual fuck...

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Yep, all the whacko's end up here. This is no surprise.

 

[Markle]

Yep, it's NEWS in Florida. In California, New York, and other far-left states their weirdos never make the news because, with them, it is just normal.

 

[Canon Shooter]

Weird shit goin' on over on the Gulf Coast...

 

[ZZ PUPPS]

 

[Gracie]

Florida man accused of killing two, eating man’s face, believed he was ‘half-dog, half-man,’ doctor says

A forensic psychologist said Austin Harrouff, a former college student, believed he was “half-dog, half-man” when he allegedly killed John Stevens III, 59, and Michelle Mishcon, 53, in their home and was found biting one of their faces.

www.foxnews.com

Fla. police identify "face-eating" naked man

Police identified a man shot by police in Miami after being found eating another man's face as Rudy Eugene, 31

www.cbsnews.com

 

[occupied]

Florida gets a bad rap because arrest reports are public record. Not any more crazy here than anywhere else but apparently the state likes to show it's underbelly.

 

[Devils_Advocate]

Let's face it, we have all experienced it. We've read a headline after headline of bizarre happenings and wondered, what the actual fuck? Why?

Then we've clicked on the link and found these truly mind boggling incidents, more often than not, occurred in Florida. Is there something in the water?

Example:

Pickle-Packing Perv Popped On Private Premise

MARCH 15--A pantless Florida Man was arrested yesterday after police spotted him pleasuring himself with a pickle while on a private premise, according to an arrest affidavit. Responding to a suspici

www.thesmokinggun.com

MARCH 15--A pantless Florida Man was arrested yesterday after police spotted him pleasuring himself with a pickle while on a private premise, according to an arrest affidavit.

Responding to a suspicious person call around 4 PM, a cop saw Eric Detiege, 47, lying on his back in front of a townhouse in Oldsmar, a city in the Tampa Bay area.

Detiege, unencumbered by pants or underwear, had his penis in one hand and “a large uneaten pickle in his other hand.” Detiege, the cop added, was “using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating...”




What the actual fuck...

Next...

If anyone is wondering I live in Texas and not Florida so it ain’t me!

 

[AFrench2]

Florida gets a bad rap because arrest reports are public record. Not any more crazy here than anywhere else but apparently the state likes to show it's underbelly.

Florida is fucking insane and everything bad in the country comes from there. Saying this as a Texan

 

[OldLady]

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As they used to remind us when I tutored at juvie, these are the ones who got CAUGHT. The smart ones are still out there.

 

[OldLady]

Florida gets a bad rap because arrest reports are public record. Not any more crazy here than anywhere else but apparently the state likes to show it's underbelly.

Arrest reports are public record everywhere, aren't they?

 

[OldLady]

Florida man accused of killing two, eating man’s face, believed he was ‘half-dog, half-man,’ doctor says

A forensic psychologist said Austin Harrouff, a former college student, believed he was “half-dog, half-man” when he allegedly killed John Stevens III, 59, and Michelle Mishcon, 53, in their home and was found biting one of their faces.

www.foxnews.com

Fla. police identify "face-eating" naked man

Police identified a man shot by police in Miami after being found eating another man's face as Rudy Eugene, 31

www.cbsnews.com

I wonder if the cop barfed first?

 

[Devils_Advocate]

Florida gets a bad rap because arrest reports are public record. Not any more crazy here than anywhere else but apparently the state likes to show it's underbelly.

Florida is fucking insane and everything bad in the country comes from there. Saying this as a Texan

I don’t believe you and will need to put a GPS on you that Old Lady will monitor!

 

[FA_Q2]

Florida gets a bad rap because arrest reports are public record. Not any more crazy here than anywhere else but apparently the state likes to show it's underbelly.

This.

There are a small minority of people that are insane and/or true idiots in every place that has people there. The more of us there are and the greater reach our cameras/reporting has the easier it is to find that one rare nutcase and blast their idiocy to millions.

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

This thread is not about the politics of Florida. Thanks

 

[whitehall]

Before you generalize about a state based on self sodomy with a pickle you need to take a fair and balanced look at the rest of the country. One of the docu-channels like History or Discovery recently had a program about an organized national Pedophile cult headquartered in Chicago in the 70's. Executed homosexual pedophile John Wayne Gacy who was found guilty in the murder/torture deaths of 33 young men was a democrat party precinct leader and photographed with (then) 1st Lady Roslyn Carter.

 

[evenflow1969]

Let's face it, we have all experienced it. We've read a headline after headline of bizarre happenings and wondered, what the actual fuck? Why?

Then we've clicked on the link and found these truly mind boggling incidents, more often than not, occurred in Florida. Is there something in the water?

Example:

Pickle-Packing Perv Popped On Private Premise

MARCH 15--A pantless Florida Man was arrested yesterday after police spotted him pleasuring himself with a pickle while on a private premise, according to an arrest affidavit. Responding to a suspici

www.thesmokinggun.com

MARCH 15--A pantless Florida Man was arrested yesterday after police spotted him pleasuring himself with a pickle while on a private premise, according to an arrest affidavit.

Responding to a suspicious person call around 4 PM, a cop saw Eric Detiege, 47, lying on his back in front of a townhouse in Oldsmar, a city in the Tampa Bay area.

Detiege, unencumbered by pants or underwear, had his penis in one hand and “a large uneaten pickle in his other hand.” Detiege, the cop added, was “using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating...”




What the actual fuck...

Next...

Yep, all the whacko's end up here. This is no surprise.

Ain't no where free of wackos. I saw a guy totally naked in a back yard swinging a tether ball on a rope around. Of course my dumb ass had to ask him what the fick he was doing. He replied he was trying to simulate an electron flying off an atom due to potential difference . Of course I replied potential difference is a chemical reaction. What you are experimenting with is work quotient. His bad science made me forget why the fuck he was doing it naked oh ya that was Ohio 1979

 

[AzogtheDefiler]

Let's face it, we have all experienced it. We've read a headline after headline of bizarre happenings and wondered, what the actual fuck? Why?

Then we've clicked on the link and found these truly mind boggling incidents, more often than not, occurred in Florida. Is there something in the water?

Example:

Pickle-Packing Perv Popped On Private Premise

MARCH 15--A pantless Florida Man was arrested yesterday after police spotted him pleasuring himself with a pickle while on a private premise, according to an arrest affidavit. Responding to a suspici

www.thesmokinggun.com

MARCH 15--A pantless Florida Man was arrested yesterday after police spotted him pleasuring himself with a pickle while on a private premise, according to an arrest affidavit.

Responding to a suspicious person call around 4 PM, a cop saw Eric Detiege, 47, lying on his back in front of a townhouse in Oldsmar, a city in the Tampa Bay area.

Detiege, unencumbered by pants or underwear, had his penis in one hand and “a large uneaten pickle in his other hand.” Detiege, the cop added, was “using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating...”




What the actual fuck...

Next...

Yep, all the whacko's end up here. This is no surprise.

You live in Florida?

 

[lg325]

Florida gets a bad rap because arrest reports are public record. Not any more crazy here than anywhere else but apparently the state likes to show it's underbelly.

Florida is fucking insane and everything bad in the country comes from there. Saying this as a Texan

They do not come from Florida they get dumped there by other states.

 

[OldLady]

I would definitely be highly upset if some guy laid down in my front yard and started masturbating with a pickle. How do you even report that to 911 without turning ten shades of red?