Old Man Discovers the Secret of Invisibility

[JGalt]

 

[Uncensored2008]

Shit, parents should be keeping a CLOSE eye on him around their kids. VERY close.

 

[deannalw]

James is a master at becoming an invisible man. Just let him hear me talk about re-gravelling the driveway or who's turn it is to do dishes or how we need to get that burn pile over there raked up...

Poof!

Like a whisper on a hillbilly breeze... he is gone to me.

 

[deannalw]

Shit, parents should be keeping a CLOSE eye on him around their kids. VERY close.

All my kids would be rolling about in those ginormous balls they have.

 

[johngaltshrugged]

Nobody wants anything to do with him.
Was that a box of Depends he was carrying? He might've needed a change

 

[JGalt]

James is a master at becoming an invisible man. Just let him hear me talk about re-gravelling the driveway or who's turn it is to do dishes or how we need to get that burn pile over there raked up...

Poof!

Like a whisper on a hillbilly breeze... he is gone to me.

I've mastered the same technique every time my wife asks me to do the dishes.

 

[Muhammed]

 

[Dogmaphobe]

James is a master at becoming an invisible man. Just let him hear me talk about re-gravelling the driveway or who's turn it is to do dishes or how we need to get that burn pile over there raked up...

Poof!

Like a whisper on a hillbilly breeze... he is gone to me.

My own way to display my invisibility is simply to sit down at a bar and offer to buy a drink for the nice lady sitting next to me.

 

[JGalt]

I want a suit made out of that stuff.

 

[deannalw]

Nobody wants anything to do with him.
Was that a box of Depends he was carrying? He might've needed a change

The flies will keep him company.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

When the emperor wore no clothes, no one wanted to see him, else they be harshly delt with....

 

[deannalw]

My own way to display my invisibility is simply to sit down at a bar and offer to buy a drink for the nice lady sitting next to me.

There's bitches out there for sure!

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

Nobody wants anything to do with him.
Was that a box of Depends he was carrying? He might've needed a change

I beg to differ, America is in need of a change.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

There's bitches out there for sure!

I think it might just be the trench coat I always wear.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

I want a suit made out of that stuff.

What? Diarrhea?

 

[Muhammed]

I want a suit made out of that stuff.

I made a flying saucer drone out of it.

That's a prototype. I'm going to make one I can fly in.

 

[1srelluc]

Hell, once you past 60 you are pretty much invisible to the youngins'.

 

[Donald H]

The Dem supporters and the party are actually considering him as a possibility for another term!

His accomplishments are being considered to be more the issue than his personal appearance and his age, verbal failings, etc.

 

[JGalt]

The Dem supporters and the party are actually considering him as a possibility for another term!

His accomplishments are being considered to be more the issue than his personal appearance and his age, verbal failings, etc.

"Accomplishments"

• A President who promised to "end fossil fuels" (Impossible and stupid to even attempt)

• Gasoline that rose 3 times the price it was in 2018, depending on location

• Ending US Keystone XL pipeline while waiving sanctions on Russia's Nord Stream 2 pipeline

• The price of oil jumping up to $130 per barrel

• Draining our own Strategic Oil Reserve to the lowest level since 1984

• Having to beg Saudi Arabia and Venezuela for oil

• Inflation rate that rose as high as 9.1%, which was almost 5 times higher than it was in 2019

• A recession

• U.S. household wealth is down $13.5 trillion in 2022 - Second fastest decline on record

• The average middle-class family coming up about $6,000 short of purchasing power

• The DOW dropping 6,700 points in only a year

• The stock market losing $9 trillion dollars worth of value in only two years

• Retirement accounts losing $3 trillion dollars

• 30 year fixed mortgages rising by 4.43% in only two years, to 7.75%

• Home prices soaring 43% in only two years and housing sales slumping

• Median asking rent prices rising 79.7% in only two years

• Grocery prices increasing by 13.5% in only two years

• The price of electricity rising by 15.8% in only two years

• Hefty tax increases on the lower and middle class

• 84,000 new IRS agents arming and training to be home invaders

• Use of DOJ and FBI to harass political opponents

• A broken election system corrupt with fraud, sometimes taking months to count

• Wholesale mailing of ballots, ballot drop boxes, and illegal ballot harvesting

• Using a complicit media to lie, distort facts, and disseminate disinformation

• Conducting covert raids on American citizens and confiscating personal property

• Supply line disruptions, backorders, items out of stock or unavailable

• Sporadic shortages on grocery store shelves

• Food-processing plants mysteriously burning down

• Thousands of small businesses destroyed in order to benefit mega-corporations

• Continuing monumental trade deficit with China

• Allowing Communist China to operate "Police Stations" in American cities

• More COVID deaths than in 2020

• Vaccine mandates which caused deaths and debilitating health conditions

• Vaccine mandates which caused massive job losses for those who refused compliance

• A whole generation of kids physically and psychologically damaged by prison-style lockdowns

• Subjecting young girls to creepy boys posing as "transgenders" in girl's locker rooms

• Stealing women's ability to fairly compete by allowing transgender males in women's sports

• Subjecting children to pornographic "Drag shows" and grooming them to be sex objects

• The promotion of transgenserism in schools, resulting in the genital and fertility mutilation
of children and adolescents by unethical medical practices and Big Pharma.

• Mass shootings ocurring sometimes three times a week

• An exponentially-spiraling epidemic of violent crime and drugs

• Fentanyl seizures up 745 percent

• 100,000 fentanyl deaths in Biden's first year of presidency

• 120% increase in opioid deaths in just two years

• A President who encouraged illegals to "surge" across the border without reason for amnesty

• 4.9 million illegals crossing US border within only two years

• 900,000 "gotaways" who eluded apprehension and disappeared into American communities

• Record numbers of illegals dying while crossing the border

• Border Patrol arresting 98 who were on the terror watch list in 2022, 3X the last 5 years combined

• A President who wouldn't visit the border and said he had "More important things going on."

• A dishonorable withdrawal from Afghanistan that cost 13 American soldiers their lives

• $7.12 billion worth of US military equipment and weaponry left to the Taliban

• Hundreds of US citizens and Afghans left behind in Afghanistan after the withdrawal

• People falling out of the wheel wells of aircraft leaving Afghanistan

• A weakened US military that's more concerned with "political correctness" than creating soldiers

• A weakened US military via destructive anti-white racism and transgender-promoting policies

• Record low enlistment numbers

• A revitalized Russian oil industry, despite US sanctions

• A war in Ukraine that has cost the US billions of dollars and killed thousands

• Increased possibility of nuclear war with Russia

• Traded an America-hating doper lesbian basketball player for a Russian terrorist arms dealer

• Iran expanding their nuclear enrichment program

• China becoming energy and militarily dominant

• A senile, angry, and incompetent president who falls off of a bicycle, falls up stairs, insults
half the people in America, labels people as "terrorists", divides the country, and tries to incite
a civil war.

 

[Donald H]

"Accomplishments"

• A President who promised to "end fossil fuels" (Impossible and stupid to even attempt)

• Gasoline that rose 3 times the price it was in 2018, depending on location

• Ending US Keystone XL pipeline while waiving sanctions on Russia's Nord Stream 2 pipeline

• The price of oil jumping up to $130 per barrel

• Draining our own Strategic Oil Reserve to the lowest level since 1984

• Having to beg Saudi Arabia and Venezuela for oil

• Inflation rate that rose as high as 9.1%, which was almost 5 times higher than it was in 2019

• A recession

• U.S. household wealth is down $13.5 trillion in 2022 - Second fastest decline on record

• The average middle-class family coming up about $6,000 short of purchasing power

• The DOW dropping 6,700 points in only a year

• The stock market losing $9 trillion dollars worth of value in only two years

• Retirement accounts losing $3 trillion dollars

• 30 year fixed mortgages rising by 4.43% in only two years, to 7.75%

• Home prices soaring 43% in only two years and housing sales slumping

• Median asking rent prices rising 79.7% in only two years

• Grocery prices increasing by 13.5% in only two years

• The price of electricity rising by 15.8% in only two years

• Hefty tax increases on the lower and middle class

• 84,000 new IRS agents arming and training to be home invaders

• Use of DOJ and FBI to harass political opponents

• A broken election system corrupt with fraud, sometimes taking months to count

• Wholesale mailing of ballots, ballot drop boxes, and illegal ballot harvesting

• Using a complicit media to lie, distort facts, and disseminate disinformation

• Conducting covert raids on American citizens and confiscating personal property

• Supply line disruptions, backorders, items out of stock or unavailable

• Sporadic shortages on grocery store shelves

• Food-processing plants mysteriously burning down

• Thousands of small businesses destroyed in order to benefit mega-corporations

• Continuing monumental trade deficit with China

• Allowing Communist China to operate "Police Stations" in American cities

• More COVID deaths than in 2020

• Vaccine mandates which caused deaths and debilitating health conditions

• Vaccine mandates which caused massive job losses for those who refused compliance

• A whole generation of kids physically and psychologically damaged by prison-style lockdowns

• Subjecting young girls to creepy boys posing as "transgenders" in girl's locker rooms

• Stealing women's ability to fairly compete by allowing transgender males in women's sports

• Subjecting children to pornographic "Drag shows" and grooming them to be sex objects

• The promotion of transgenserism in schools, resulting in the genital and fertility mutilation
of children and adolescents by unethical medical practices and Big Pharma.

• Mass shootings ocurring sometimes three times a week

• An exponentially-spiraling epidemic of violent crime and drugs

• Fentanyl seizures up 745 percent

• 100,000 fentanyl deaths in Biden's first year of presidency

• 120% increase in opioid deaths in just two years

• A President who encouraged illegals to "surge" across the border without reason for amnesty

• 4.9 million illegals crossing US border within only two years

• 900,000 "gotaways" who eluded apprehension and disappeared into American communities

• Record numbers of illegals dying while crossing the border

• Border Patrol arresting 98 who were on the terror watch list in 2022, 3X the last 5 years combined

• A President who wouldn't visit the border and said he had "More important things going on."

• A dishonorable withdrawal from Afghanistan that cost 13 American soldiers their lives

• $7.12 billion worth of US military equipment and weaponry left to the Taliban

• Hundreds of US citizens and Afghans left behind in Afghanistan after the withdrawal

• People falling out of the wheel wells of aircraft leaving Afghanistan

• A weakened US military that's more concerned with "political correctness" than creating soldiers

• A weakened US military via destructive anti-white racism and transgender-promoting policies

• Record low enlistment numbers

• A revitalized Russian oil industry, despite US sanctions

• A war in Ukraine that has cost the US billions of dollars and killed thousands

• Increased possibility of nuclear war with Russia

• Traded an America-hating doper lesbian basketball player for a Russian terrorist arms dealer

• Iran expanding their nuclear enrichment program

• China becoming energy and militarily dominant

• A senile, angry, and incompetent president who falls off of a bicycle, falls up stairs, insults
half the people in America, labels people as "terrorists", divides the country, and tries to incite
a civil war.

Yet against all those odds, the Dems seem to be gaining confidence in Biden being a possibility in 24!

If he's able to run against Trump, their fantasies could come true, due to the appearance that Trump's star is falling out of the heavens.