Old but horny

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    Two old ladies were sitting on rocking chairs in their retirement home. One asked, "Do you still ever get horny?"

    "Oh, yes!" was the reply.

    "What do you do about it?" asked the first.

    "I suck on a lifesaver." was the reply.

    The first lady sat there for a long while pondering the answer. Finally she couldn't stand it any longer and asked,

    "Who drives you to the beach?"
     
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    :lol:
     
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    couple in retirement home..not married...would met on the lawn ever day ...she would hold his penis in her hand....just holding it...in a loving manner....he stops showing up...she begins to look for him and finds him with another woman....she ask him...what does she have that i dont have...his reply...parkinsons
     
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    An old lady dies and goes to heaven.

    She's chatting up St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.

    "Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "It's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for the wings."

    The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation .

    Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. "Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what is happening?"

    "Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo."

    "I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell."

    "You can't go there," says St. Peter, "You'll be raped and taken advantage of in all sorts of perverted sexual ways!"

    "Yeah but I've already got the holes for that ..."
     
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    She doesnt have a pool at the home?
     
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    A good one, Boots
     
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    A couple of good ones from Boots. Thanks!

    And bones too! :lol:
     
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    :lol::lol:!!!! good one!!!!
     

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