ohoh we're big trouble now

[daws101]

Muslim Cleric Men Who Masterbate Will Find Their Hands Pregnant In The Afterlife Truth And Action

Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights

 

[blastoff]

Mohamhead forget to tell them to stop when they needed glasses?

 

[Ringel05]

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[Porker]

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Knowing this bunch of dimocrats there will be about 5 more threads on masturbation before it's all over.

 

[LoneLaugher]

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Are you a person who never masturbates?

 

[Ringel05]

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Are you a person who never masturbates?

Isn't that what he's doing with his post..........

 

[daws101]

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Knowing this bunch of dimocrats there will be about 5 more threads on masturbation before it's all over.

Are you a person who never masturbates?

there are those that do and those who lie about it! obvious who pork rinds is.

 

[daws101]

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now it's a circle jerk... kinda like the republican lead congress with less erectile dysfunction of course!

 

[Ringel05]

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now it's a circle jerk... kinda like the republican lead congress with less erectile dysfunction of course!

Speaking of masturbating posts....... Oh sorry, thought you were Porker.......

 

[daws101]

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now it's a circle jerk... kinda like the republican lead congress with less erectile dysfunction of course!

Speaking of masturbating posts....... Oh sorry, thought you were Porker.......

spit take !

 

[Porker]

I've fucked more women than you bunch of JACKOFFs will ever dream of. But when you reach your 70s that is just a great memory. Sorry you have to get your rocks off jacking off.

 

[daws101]

I've fucked more women than you bunch of JACKOFFs will ever dream of. But when you reach your 70s that is just a great memory. Sorry you have to get your rocks off jacking off.

sure you have dear !
the question is were they willing or conscious even alive?
female sheep and cows don't count .-
"the best things to love him were a sister and a cousin and it started with a little kiss like this! "- walk this way- Aerosmith -- 1975

 

[Freewill]

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Knowing this bunch of dimocrats there will be about 5 more threads on masturbation before it's all over.

All posted with one hand.

 

[Ringel05]

Already a thread on this.......

Knowing this bunch of dimocrats there will be about 5 more threads on masturbation before it's all over.

All posted with one hand.

 

[Ringel05]

I've fucked more women than you bunch of JACKOFFs will ever dream of. But when you reach your 70s that is just a great memory. Sorry you have to get your rocks off jacking off.

sure you have dear !
the question is were they willing or conscious even alive?
female sheep and cows don't count .-
"the best things to love him were a sister and a cousin and it started with a little kiss like this! "- walk this way- Aerosmith -- 1975

He's referring to his unpaid alimony payments.......

 

[daws101]

Already a thread on this.......

Knowing this bunch of dimocrats there will be about 5 more threads on masturbation before it's all over.

All posted with one hand.

where does he hold the magnifying glass?

 

[daws101]

Already a thread on this.......

Knowing this bunch of dimocrats there will be about 5 more threads on masturbation before it's all over.

All posted with one hand.

spit take two!

 

[charwin95]

I've fucked more women than you bunch of JACKOFFs will ever dream of. But when you reach your 70s that is just a great memory. Sorry you have to get your rocks off jacking off.

sure you have dear !
the question is were they willing or conscious even alive?
female sheep and cows don't count .-
"the best things to love him were a sister and a cousin and it started with a little kiss like this! "- walk this way- Aerosmith -- 1975

That is so funny. ROTFL several times.

SERIOUSLY Porker. This is real. I like to CHALLENGE you. You can even add those women that you are dreaming at bunny ranch in Nevada as a + points for you. I'm not talking about prostitutes but you can add them all to your points them deduct them to my points.
I can guarantee you 100% I still outnumber you. Let me know when you want to start.

 

[charwin95]

I've fucked more women than you bunch of JACKOFFs will ever dream of. But when you reach your 70s that is just a great memory. Sorry you have to get your rocks off jacking off.

sure you have dear !
the question is were they willing or conscious even alive?
female sheep and cows don't count .-
"the best things to love him were a sister and a cousin and it started with a little kiss like this! "- walk this way- Aerosmith -- 1975

That is so funny. ROTFL several times.

SERIOUSLY Porker. This is real. I like to CHALLENGE you. You can even add those women that you are dreaming at bunny ranch in Nevada as a + points for you. I'm not talking about prostitutes but you can add them all to your points them deduct them to my points.
I can guarantee you 100% I still outnumber you. Let me know when you want to start.

Forgot to mention...male and female sheep and cows don't count.

 

[AmericanFirst1]

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now it's a circle jerk... kinda like the republican lead congress with less erectile dysfunction of course!

Kinda like you and your boyfriend fantasizing about obuthole.