Ohmahgawd! Another Major Trump News Announcement

[longknife]

Bye bye Android: Has Donald Trump finally upgraded his phone?

They got nothing more important to worry about then why type of mobile device the president uses? No wonder most of us just shake our heads over what these jerks report.

(And then this source begs for donations)

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[waltky]

The Donald was just here in Kentucky...

... talkin' `bout how he gonna grab...

... Fatboy by the scruff o' his neck...

... an' shake him like a ragdoll...

... till he forgets about nukes.