Official Civilizational Apocalypse: KFC to roll out 'Chizza' in the US

[RhodyPatriot]

All of human endeavor and creation has arrived at this inflection point moment.

KFC is poised to roll out a combination fried chicken and pizza dish, appropriately dubbed the "Chizza."

Instead of a dough crust like traditional pizza, the Chizza features a base layer of fried chicken topped with sauce, cheese, and pepperoni. "It's not pizza, it's Chizza: two 100% white meat Extra Crispy™ fried chicken filets topped with zesty marinara sauce, melty mozzarella cheese and crispy pepperoni," a press release explained.

The concoction will be available for a limited time in the U.S., beginning on February 26

The KFC Chizzeria offers one menu item only, hot & fresh Chizza, in a KFC-ified, modern take on a classic pizzeria.

KFC to roll out 'Chizza' in the US | Blaze Media

For the first time in the U.S., KFC is poised to roll out a combination fried chicken and pizza dish, appropriately dubbed the "Chizza."Instead of a dough crust like traditional pizza, the Chizza features a base layer of fried chicken topped with sauce, cheese, and pepperoni. "It's not pizza...

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Eh.

Who am I kidding?

But definitely provide me an ample beer supply prior to ingestion.

And whiskey.

Weed?

If it does well, maybe it will be part and parcel with the MAGA election celebrations this year.

 

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[RhodyPatriot]

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That's just bad.

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

That's just bad.

Certainly better than the creepy kfc india ad for that monstrosity:

 

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Or KFC Jamaica :

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Certainly better than the creepy kfc india ad for that monstrosity:

A fucking abomination, I gotta say!

But yeah....a lot of alcohol would be required.

A lot.

 

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India apparently gave it up 11 months ago:

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Or KFC Jamaica :

That commercial was actually implicitly racist.

Japanese and Germans are the intelligent ones?

Jamaicans, who are black (last I checked) invented fried chicken?

Next thing ya know, AI will be depicting Nazis as black.

Oh, wait...

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

what is this?!

 

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Why?!

 

[RhodyPatriot]

what is this?!

Sooooo.....

Mexicos' goin' all in on the CHIZZA action?

No wonder they're crossing over here in droves.

They're gonna be so upset when they find out....

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

Meanwhile in Malaysia:

 

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These ad campaigns are insane! "Approve by Real Life Italians"

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Maybe the Brandon campaign will suddenly realize his "black outreach" video this week was an utter disaster, and re-do it with CHIZZA.

"See kids, Uncle Joe LOVES fried chicken. I don't need no stinkin' burger!"

(Whispers): "Can I sniff your dreds?"

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

Maybe the Brandon campaign will suddenly realize his "black outreach" video this week was an utter disaster, and re-do it with CHIZZA.

"See kids, Uncle Joe LOVES fried chicken. I don't need no stinkin' burger!"

(Whispers): "Can I sniff your dreds?"

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

Maybe the Brandon campaign will suddenly realize his "black outreach" video this week was an utter disaster, and re-do it with CHIZZA.

"See kids, Uncle Joe LOVES fried chicken. I don't need no stinkin' burger!"

(Whispers): "Can I sniff your dreds?"

 

[RhodyPatriot]

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Best meme of the day.

Oh wait, the day just started....

Whiskey anyone?

 

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Full clip:

Fried chicken bit time stamp 1:11

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Full clip:

Fried chicken bit time stamp 1:11

So racist.

Induces an Elie Mystal bed urination session.

Have you read his latest OP/ED in the Nation?

Yeah, unlike ignorant Leftists, I hate-read the enemy to see what they're thinking.

And BOY OH BOY, do they hate white people!

And anyone who disagrees with collectivism...

 

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Joe vs The Chizza