Offensive jokes

[Votto]

Oh dear, time to drop the Obama's off at the Oval Office again.

 

[Coloradomtnman]

Why was the Amish girl shunned?




Too Mennonite.

 

[Geaux4it]

What a ya call 2 gay guys named Bob












ORAL ROBERTS!

 

[Geaux4it]

Why did the chicken cross the road




















To show the possum it could be done

 

[Geaux4it]

How come chickens don't wear underwear
















Because their peckers are on their face

 

[Geaux4it]

How do you get an Italian woman pregnant?









You cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest

 

[Indofred]

How many gays to change a light bulb?

3

One to change it and two to put their hands on their hips and say, "Ooooo, isn't he wonderful".

 

[Indofred]

Why can'r women park cars?

Easy, men always lie about how long 6 inches is.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

A politician needing a boost in their poll numbers hits on a bright idea. At a press conference he announces his plan,

"Ladies and gentlemen, I propose sending the world's first-ever expedition to land on the Sun!"

Stunned silence gives way to a reporter standing up and asking him,

"But Sir, the Sun is a flaming ball of superhot gases."

The politician replies,

"Ah, thought of that. That's why we'll go at night."

 

[NoNukes]

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

A poor listener.

 

[Indofred]

I've often thought about having a sex change......














From with my wife to with her sister.

 

[Indofred]

Hot dog seller in a restaurant on top of the twin towers.

"Who ordered the two flaming jumbos?"

 

[Indofred]

One for the Brits.

"What's worse than than having Michael Jackson babysit your kids?

Having Ian Huntley bath them."

 

[Indofred]

What's blue and never fits properly?

ANS: A dead epileptic.

 

[Indofred]

A black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican guy are walking through the desert, and they come across a lamp. They rub the lamp, and a genie comes out. He'll give 'em each a wish. Black guy goes first. He wants his people healthy and happy, back in Africa. Genie does it. Mexican guy goes second. He wants his people healthy and happy, back in Mexico. Genie does it. White guy's turn. "So all the ******* and spics are out of the country?" he asks. "Yeah," says the genie. The white guy says, "Well, I guess I'll have a Coke."

 

[Indofred]

Go, just to prove I love humour.....

How do you stop a Muslim drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

 

[Indofred]

And for balance.....

Why did Hitler cry when he went to hell?


The devil gave him his gas bill.

 

[Indofred]

What's the difference between a black guy and a tyre?

Tyres don't sing when you put chains on them.

 

[Indofred]

White guy finds a lamp and rubs it - genie pops out and offers him one wish.
The white guys thinks for a moment then says, "I want to be hung like a buck ******".

Next morning, the KKK are at his door.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter has had her first period?
When her son has blood stains on his underwear.