Actually, I have several. On my biggest one, I'd have to put 60 pounds in the rear end to safely haul around someone of your immense girth. And giving fat broads a ride isn't my thing, unless they're broken down and desperate. Next time you have a flat give me a buzz. I'll whip out my air pump, get the extra large helmet into the tour pack and get on the road looking for ya. No problem. I'm a giver.
When it comes down to it.........fat girls still don't like guys with a small penis.
And you should know tubby. Women of your ilk take it any time they can get it.
Still wouldn't sleep with you.
And I really look like I weigh 350 in my profile pic.