Next Week's School Shooting Victims Thank Senate For Failing To Pass Gun Bill

[ClosedCaption]

WASHINGTON—Following the Senate’s rejection of a bipartisan amendment to expand background checks for gun buyers, the young victims of next week’s school shooting emphatically thanked members of Congress today for failing to pass more comprehensive gun control legislation. “Great job, guys,” said 14-year-old Jacob Miller, one of nine junior high school students who will be shot next week by a mentally ill gunman wielding a legally acquired assault rifle that was purchased at a gun show. “My classmates and I are really proud of you for cowering to the NRA and caring more about politics than my friends and I getting shot and killed. It totally makes sense. You’re the best.”

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[bripat9643]

WASHINGTON—Following the Senate’s rejection of a bipartisan amendment to expand background checks for gun buyers, the young victims of next week’s school shooting emphatically thanked members of Congress today for failing to pass more comprehensive gun control legislation. “Great job, guys,” said 14-year-old Jacob Miller, one of nine junior high school students who will be shot next week by a mentally ill gunman wielding a legally acquired assault rifle that was purchased at a gun show. “My classmates and I are really proud of you for cowering to the NRA and caring more about politics than my friends and I getting shot and killed. It totally makes sense. You’re the best.”

Next Week's School Shooting Victims Thank Senate For Failing To Pass Gun Bill | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

It looks like another NEA thug is abusing his students by using them as political pawns.

 

[Old Rocks]

Ah yes, your right to buy a military grade assault weapon is so much more important than the right of a child to life itself.

 

[The Rabbi]

WASHINGTON—Following the Senate’s rejection of a bipartisan amendment to expand background checks for gun buyers, the young victims of next week’s school shooting emphatically thanked members of Congress today for failing to pass more comprehensive gun control legislation. “Great job, guys,” said 14-year-old Jacob Miller, one of nine junior high school students who will be shot next week by a mentally ill gunman wielding a legally acquired assault rifle that was purchased at a gun show. “My classmates and I are really proud of you for cowering to the NRA and caring more about politics than my friends and I getting shot and killed. It totally makes sense. You’re the best.”

Next Week's School Shooting Victims Thank Senate For Failing To Pass Gun Bill | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

It looks like another NEA thug is abusing his students by using them as political pawns.

Will the left stoop any lower in its shameless pandering and bloody shirt waving? What's next? They mail pieces of dead kids to members who oppose them?

 

[TakeAStepBack]

Ah yes, your right to buy a military grade assault weapon is so much more important than the right of a child to life itself.

The logical fallacy runs extremely deep with the 70 yr old janitor.

 

[Mr. H.]

WASHINGTON—Following the Senate’s rejection of a bipartisan amendment to expand background checks for gun buyers, the young victims of next week’s school shooting emphatically thanked members of Congress today for failing to pass more comprehensive gun control legislation. “Great job, guys,” said 14-year-old Jacob Miller, one of nine junior high school students who will be shot next week by a mentally ill gunman wielding a legally acquired assault rifle that was purchased at a gun show. “My classmates and I are really proud of you for cowering to the NRA and caring more about politics than my friends and I getting shot and killed. It totally makes sense. You’re the best.”

Next Week's School Shooting Victims Thank Senate For Failing To Pass Gun Bill | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

It looks like another NEA thug is abusing his students by using them as political pawns.

More like political shields.

 

[DiamondDave]

The Onion.. AGAIN??

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

New low

 

[bripat9643]

Ah yes, your right to buy a military grade assault weapon is so much more important than the right of a child to life itself.

There isn't a one-to-one trade off there, asshole. If fact, there isn't even a plausible connection between the two.

 

[The Rabbi]

Oops, yes The Onion.
It is troubling that this is easily believable and not readily recognizable as parody.

 

[ClosedCaption]

Oops, yes The Onion.
It is troubling that this is easily believable and not readily recognizable as parody.

By you

 

[candycorn]

WASHINGTON—Following the Senate’s rejection of a bipartisan amendment to expand background checks for gun buyers, the young victims of next week’s school shooting emphatically thanked members of Congress today for failing to pass more comprehensive gun control legislation. “Great job, guys,” said 14-year-old Jacob Miller, one of nine junior high school students who will be shot next week by a mentally ill gunman wielding a legally acquired assault rifle that was purchased at a gun show. “My classmates and I are really proud of you for cowering to the NRA and caring more about politics than my friends and I getting shot and killed. It totally makes sense. You’re the best.”

Next Week's School Shooting Victims Thank Senate For Failing To Pass Gun Bill | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Non stater...

However the victims of the ones we have in 2016, 17, 18 etc.... will have a point.

 

[The Rabbi]

Oops, yes The Onion.
It is troubling that this is easily believable and not readily recognizable as parody.

By you

Parody or fact?
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[GHook93]

I disagreed with the senate, expanding background checks to internet sales and gun shows should have been a no brainer. But don't fool yourself into believing any gun control measures could prevent another school shooting. To prevent the next school shooting, there should be armed guards and armed teachers!

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

I disagreed with the senate, expanding background checks to internet sales and gun shows should have been a no brainer. But don't fool yourself into believing any gun control measures could prevent another school shooting. To prevent the next school shooting, there should be armed guards and armed teachers!

Beware I said something to this affect last week and got publicly flogged for it.

 

[ClosedCaption]

90% Support and the Republicans went against their constituents...Who says Repubs vote in lock step? Who says repubs don't represent the people? They represent the people....10% of the people

 

[bitterlyclingin]

Shortly after Newtown, Richard Miniter relayed the story of Lindisfarne, an extremely wealthy eighth century Christian Monastery located on top of a rocky spire connected to the English coastline by a tidal causeway. The Monks who resided inside eschewed any means or methods of protection for themselves or their wealth, preferring to let their Christian goodness be their protection against the forces of the Dark Ages outside. The Vikings who came one night intent on slaughtering the Monks and plundering their treasures climbed the rocky spire with their swords clenched between their teeth.
NYC allows neither backpacks, nor garbage pails anywhere near the scene of the New Years Eve Times Square celebration. Manhole covers are also locked down.
For Bostonians, holidays are meant exclusively for their pleasure and relaxation, therefore there was an abundance of garbage pails available for bomb placement, back packs for bomb transport abounded, as well as young male Saudi students wheeling empty baby strollers.
You put a brightly colored, attractive fruit out on display, its gonna get plucked. How long would an exquisitely cut and gleaming diamond perched on a stand lasted, unguarded, on Boylston Monday?
The lion hasn't been reported as lying down with the lamb, nor the newborn calf with the wolf or the coyote. Keep insisting on the existence of the gunfree school zones, and you can rest assured the Allahu Akhbar Boys will be here to show you what they can do with them.
Unfortunately, we have a government composed exclusively of committed wealth redistributors that somehow thinks the only evil that exists in the world consists entirely of American Conservatives.

 

[tjvh]

The Onion.

 

[ClosedCaption]

^^Who opened the cage at the nutty farm?

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

Ah yes, your right to buy a military grade assault weapon is so much more important than the right of a child to life itself.

Well, assuming said child survives a trip to the abortion clinic... you know, the left-wing's nirvana.