Next time I get a ticket , i'm going to try to apply left-wing 2nd Amendment style logic

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    Now when the officer said "moving violation" I didn't think that applied to me, because technically I was stationary in the car.

    When the officer said "traffic fine" I almost started the car and continued driving, I thought he meant, my driving in traffic was fine.

    OK, so the ticket says "$350" , does that mean the city pays that?

    Now, the ticket is written with my name, does that mean everyone with my name has to pay it?
     
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    So you thought that made some kind of sense?
     
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    don't play that crap with me, you guys can't fkn read
     
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    Liberal logic 101


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    What is "is"? Are we ever really "alone"?
     
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    Oh we can read all right. It's just more interesting if it makes sense.
     
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    Stop taking my retardation pills because what you wrote make me look flipping sane...
     
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    C'mon, pay attention. It depends on what the meaning of is, is.
    Oh, shucks. I forgot to shake my finger at everyone while typing that.
     
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    if you want to emulate a lefty, shoot the cop with a stolen gun.
     
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    Worst thread I've ever seen
     

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