New Zealand To Sink Entire Country Into The Sea To Stop Single Case Of COVID

[basquebromance]

you gotta do what you gotta do, my friends

New Zealand To Sink Entire Country Into The Sea To Stop Single Case Of COVID

WELLINGTON, NZ—After discovering a single case of COVID on the island of New Zealand, the country's Prime Minister and Chief Muppet Jacinda Ardern has decided she will take no chances—electing to just sink the entire island into the sea to stop the spread.

babylonbee.com

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

Women should not be in leadership positions.

 

[basquebromance]

Ann Coulter agrees. and she is...a woman

 

[Dekster]

I am sure the billionaires and Hollywood celebrities building their bug out compounds there took this into consideration and built floating mansions.

 

[linux07]

Between the US and New Zealand, who really nearly destroyed their country over COVID, let's be honest now

 

[SweetSue92]

Women should not be in leadership positions.

Mommy-ing a nation to death. There really is something to it

 

[cnm]

Ardern's response has my vote. Imagine what the fat orange cheeto would have done. Oh, that's right. Nothing.

 

[cnm]

Mommy-ing a nation to death.

Total deaths US 644,840
Total deaths NZ 26

Yeah, right.

 

[fncceo]

Total deaths NZ 26

That's half the non-bovine population!

 

[NoNukes]

Women should not be in leadership positions.

The countries with woman leaders have done better during the pandemic.

 

[NoNukes]

Ann Coulter agrees. and she is...a woman

She is also an asshole. Why would you listen to her?

 

[cnm]

That's half the non-bovine population!

Git yer own!

 

[cnm]

you gotta do what you gotta do, my friends

And we will.

We've seen what happens when one behaves like America...

 

[Quasar44]

cnm
You mean the president who saved the world by getting the vaccine done
You’re the biggest peon here that I don’t have on iggy

 

[Quasar44]

Most women in power are even more corrupt and dirty than men

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

The countries with woman leaders have done better during the pandemic.

Sure, if by 'better' you mean draconian measures, and having their rights absolutely destroyed for a cold sure...they are doing aces.

 

[Likkmee]

Her or that dude Hilary Rodham ?

 

[NoNukes]

Sure, if by 'better' you mean draconian measures, and having their rights absolutely destroyed for a cold sure...they are doing aces.

I mean by less people being effected by the virus. Most of the world does not agree with you. Must be sad your opinion being so insignificant.

 

[harmonica]

Between the US and New Zealand, who really nearly destroyed their country over COVID, let's be honest now

FYI, New Zealand is an island country

New Zealand is an island

..apparently a lot of people do not know NZ is an ISLAND, in the middle of the ocean...with the large country nearest it THOUSANDS of miles away ...with MUCH less population--and less DENSE population etc etc etc many more SIGNIFICANT differences STOP the stupid shit of saying how well NZ has...

www.usmessageboard.com

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

Must be sad your opinion being so insignificant.