New President Sprouts Wings and Soars

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    In his first week as President of These Here United States, Our Glorious Leader Donald J. Trump swept down from Valhalla and accomplished more than most presidents do in a lifetime.

    Among his innumerable wonderful and admirable achievements:

    • He signed an Executive Order to “secure the southern border of the United States through the immediate construction of a physical wall.”
    • He threatened to cut federal funding to “sanctuary cities” that harbor illegal aliens who clean toilets, sell drugs, and rape women.
    • He stabbed the Trans Pacific Partnership to death.
    • He enacted an immediate federal hiring freeze.
    • He called for a “major investigation” into voter fraud during the last election.
    • He advanced plans for the Keystone and Dakota pipelines.
    • He temporarily blocked all refugees from entering the United States for 120 days. He blocked Syrian refugees indefinitely and barred visa applicants from Iraq, Yemen, Libya, Iran, Somalia, and Sudan, thus sparing American citizens from importing their demise.
    • He won high holy hosannas from American labor-union chiefs.
    • He met with British Prime Minister Theresa May, whereupon they winked at each other and whispered that they would make the Anglosphere great again.

    It ain’t vainglorious if it’s great again!

    Despite all these monumental achievements, the press attempted to deflect attention by focusing on the size of his inauguration crowd and showing pictures of crying Muslims.
     
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    And Nieto's check for The Wall is in the mail.
     
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    Trump unrepentant on travel ban, protests swell...
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    Thousands protest second day against Trump travel ban
    January 29, 2017 - Thousands of protesters demonstrated in the United States for a second day Sunday against Donald Trump's ban on travelers from seven Muslim countries as the world responded with outrage and judges issued temporary stays in at least four states.
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    Trump immigration order restricted by more U.S. judges
    January 29, 2017 - U.S. judges in at least four states blocked federal authorities from enforcing President Donald Trump's executive order restricting immigration from seven Muslim-majority countries.
     
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    Trump soars near the sun of Public Resistance and is crashing to earth.

    CN, turn on your TV.
     
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