New guy here

[DaddyJuice]

Awesome website. I am proud to be a member.

 

[Gracie]

I stopped welcoming awhile back when newbies showed up, posted once or twice, then we never saw them again. So...with that in mind, here is a half hearted welcome and I DO hope you mean it when you say "I am proud to be a member". Time will tell.

 

[Sunni Man]

You should tell us about yourself. .

 

[DaddyJuice]

I brought you out of your shell to give me a half assed welcome.

 

[Gracie]

And that deserves a pos rep!

 

[Gracie]

Tell us about yourself, DJ. Sunni posed a great question.

 

[hjmick]

Awesome website. I am proud to be a member.

Sure, you say that now...

 

[DaddyJuice]

You should tell us about yourself. .

What would you like to know?

And that deserves a pos rep!

Quit hitting on me.

 

[Gracie]

Shhhh. He doesn't know about the gauntlet he has to run later.

 

[Gracie]

You should tell us about yourself. .

What would you like to know?

And that deserves a pos rep!

Quit hitting on me.

lol. So far...so good! But I am as old as dirt so the only thing I am hitting you with is...well...sand.

 

[DaddyJuice]

Awesome website. I am proud to be a member.

Sure, you say that now...

Is there something I should know?

 

[DaddyJuice]

lol. So far...so good! But I am as old as dirt so the only thing I am hitting you with is...well...sand.

I like mature women. They know what they like.

 

[percysunshine]

Awesome website. I am proud to be a member.

Sure, you say that now...

Is there something I should know?

What is the land airspeed velocity of an un-laden European swallow?

 

[DaddyJuice]

What is the land airspeed velocity of an un-laden European swallow?

38.6 kilometres per hour

 

[Gracie]

Percy's question is just the beginning of the gauntlet. Don't let it fool you. It will get harder.

But, since you are new....here are some tips:

Foxfyres Cafe is where folks hang out and have fun. No arguing or bickering.
Syrenn has gnarly boobs...she has The Tavern..where you can have all the cyber booze you want and hang out. Fighting is frowned on in there too.
Flame zone, basement section is for all out word wars, name calling, etc.
Read the Terms Of Service promptly.
You can't post links or pics or pm anyone until you have 50 posts under yer belt.
There are some really mean people here. MEAN.
There are some really SMART people here.
There are many people with wit that will make you scratch your head if they are serious or just funnin' ya.
The mods are very cool. Some are easy going. Some rule to the letter. You cannot discuss mod actions in any part of the board and you will get spanked if you do. Or booted out da door.

That should get ya going for now.

 

[Noomi]

I stopped welcoming awhile back when newbies showed up, posted once or twice, then we never saw them again. So...with that in mind, here is a half hearted welcome and I DO hope you mean it when you say "I am proud to be a member". Time will tell.

Yeah, I agree. Hate it when someone signs up, posts a handful of times, then never comes back.

 

[percysunshine]

What is the land airspeed velocity of an un-laden European swallow?

38.6 kilometres per hour

What is your favorite color?

(The Gauntlet is three questions)

 

[Gracie]

So far..this guy has made me laugh out loud for reals...twice!

 

[DaddyJuice]

What is your favorite color?

(The Gauntlet is three questions)

Don't have just one favorite.

Yeah, I agree. Hate it when someone signs up, posts a handful of times, then never comes back.

Don't worry you will file a restraining order on me shortly.

 

[Gracie]

3 lols now.