Negative People

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    A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to

    Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who

    responded: "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and

    dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"



    "We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"



    "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline.



    Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're

    always late.



    So, where are you staying in

    Rome?"



    "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River

    called Teste."



    "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it's gonna

    be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst

    hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly, and they

    are overpriced. So, whatcha' doing when you get there?"



    "We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."



    "That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people

    are trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on

    this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."



    A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo.



    The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.



    "It was wonderful," explained the

    woman,"Not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new

    planes, but it was over booked and they bumped us up to first class.



    The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old

    steward who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel was great!



    They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job and now it's a jewel,

    the finest hotel in the city.



    They, too were over booked, so they apologized and gave us their

    owner's suite at no extra charge!"



    "Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know

    you didn't get to see the Pope."



    "Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a

    Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope

    likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step

    into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.



    Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and

    shook my hand, I knelt down, and he spoke a few words to me."



    "Oh, really! What'd he say?"



    "The Pope said: "Where'd you get the crappy hairdo
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