Why we split up

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    Why We Split Up
    She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit drinking.

    Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up and I asked why I had to give up stuff and she didn't.

    She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

    I told her that was what the beer was for.

    I don't think she's coming back.
     

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