More New Words for 2006

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    AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks' trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn
    the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

    CARPERPETUATION (kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of
    running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times,
    reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back
    down to give the vacuum one more chance.

    DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of candy you
    dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow
    `remove' all the germs.

    ELBONICS (el bon' iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for
    one armrest in a movie theater.

    FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept
    onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he
    finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

    LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open
    here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the
    `illegal' side.

    PEPPIER (pehp ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole
    purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground

    PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number
    and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

    PUPKUS (pup' kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog
    presses its nose to it.

    TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always
    letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when
    you're only six inches away.

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