Nancy Pelosi meets the Pope

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    The Pope & Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

    The Madame Speaker & The Pope, however, have seen it all before.

    To make it a little more interesting, Madame Speaker says to the Pope, "Did
    You know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every
    Democrat in the crowd go wild?"

    He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture &
    cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering
    subsides.

    The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by such a level of arrogance, considers
    what he could do...

    "That was impressive, the Pope says, "But did you know that with just one
    little wave of MY hand I can make many people in the crowd, & many around
    the world, go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like
    that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, & they will
    forever speak of this day & rejoice."

    The speaker seriously doubts this, & says so. "One little wave of your hand &
    so many people will rejoice forever? Show me."

    So the Pope slapped her.

    ( I hope that wasn't too mean spirited - I just felt like I had to share it )
     

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