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I have a common ancestor with Ralph Waldo Emerson
I ran up the street naked (age 3)
The first time I dyed my hair it came out oompa loompa orange
I used to smoke cherry tiparillos
I can drive stick
I used to belly dance.
I have several outfits.
I bought a new one in Egypt.
I used to have a lot of respect for tiny dancer. Thought she was fine upstanding young lady. I don't give a crap about Freddy Murcury. BUT OPERA, holy crap, what is going through your head!
HE may forgive you for lustful thoughts, BUT holy crap - OPERA!
Repent TD, Repent NOW
Just joking (opera?)
is that a penis joke? Lol I do love me some stickI have a common ancestor with Ralph Waldo Emerson
I ran up the street naked (age 3)
The first time I dyed my hair it came out oompa loompa orange
I used to smoke cherry tiparillos
I can drive stick
Oh cripes no fair. I think you already know I'm an asshole.
Okay okay okay....
I love opera I know, rock/country bitch from hades, but I really do love opera.
Fish and chips the real deal There was this place up on Davisville true Brit fish and chips.
Freddy Mercury. I know I'm supposed to be a Christian now, but just one night with Freddy....just one night...I'll sin and beg later....
is that a penis joke? Lol I do love me some stickI have a common ancestor with Ralph Waldo Emerson
I ran up the street naked (age 3)
The first time I dyed my hair it came out oompa loompa orange
I used to smoke cherry tiparillos
I can drive stick
I can column shift too btw. I actually prefer standard unless I'm wearing heels.
Oh cripes no fair. I think you already know I'm an asshole.
Okay okay okay....
I love opera I know, rock/country bitch from hades, but I really do love opera.
Fish and chips the real deal There was this place up on Davisville true Brit fish and chips.
Freddy Mercury. I know I'm supposed to be a Christian now, but just one night with Freddy....just one night...I'll sin and beg later....
Freddie's album with Montserrat Caballé was amazing.
When Freddie died, the greatest voice of the 20th century died with him.
is that a penis joke? Lol I do love me some stick
I can column shift too btw. I actually prefer standard unless I'm wearing heels.
I learned to drive in a '67 Toyota Landcruiser with three on the tree.
And you're right, heels and stick shifts don't mix...
Oh cripes no fair. I think you already know I'm an asshole.
Okay okay okay....
I love opera I know, rock/country bitch from hades, but I really do love opera.
Fish and chips the real deal There was this place up on Davisville true Brit fish and chips.
Freddy Mercury. I know I'm supposed to be a Christian now, but just one night with Freddy....just one night...I'll sin and beg later....
Freddie's album with Montserrat Caballé was amazing.
When Freddie died, the greatest voice of the 20th century died with him.
Good, but Pavroti? Sinatra? Orbison?
Good, but Pavroti? Sinatra? Orbison?
Good, but Pavroti? Sinatra? Orbison?
Freddy beats the last two easily. Pavarotti, I'll give you.
1. I like long walks on the beach, preferably at sunset.
2. I once sang professionally.
3. My first book of poetry almost got me nominated for poet laureate of Otsego County in upstate New York.
4. I consider Bill Ayers to be a badly misunderstood fellow.
5. I once had a minor run in with a famed musician, but I allowed him to walk away unscathed. Years later he died all the same; but I have an excellent alibi.
Must spread!
Are you also "morally and intellectually superior to most here"?
I was born on a mountain top in Tennessee.
I was raised in the woods so's I knew ev'ry tree.
I kilt me a bar when I was only 3
I was a US Congressman for 4 terms
I died March 6th, 1836 at a Spanish mission in the Republic of Texas.
1. My first career was in the music biz.
2. I'm a swinging cook.
3. I can tie a maraschino cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.
4. I havecamped on top of glaciers and discovered they are warmer than Fargo ND in the winter.
5. I am the Coco Chanel of troll dolls.
Pet peeves:
I seen.
I axed you a question.
Poh-leese.
crotched instead of crochet.
bidded instead of bid.
2. I write the songs, but they never write back
Freddy Mercury. I know I'm supposed to be a Christian now, but just one night with Freddy....just one night...I'll sin and beg later....
Oh cripes no fair. I think you already know I'm an asshole.
Okay okay okay....
I love opera I know, rock/country bitch from hades, but I really do love opera.
Fish and chips the real deal There was this place up on Davisville true Brit fish and chips.
Freddy Mercury. I know I'm supposed to be a Christian now, but just one night with Freddy....just one night...I'll sin and beg later....
As long as he's been dead, ain't much left of him.
I'm just saying..
Standard Disclaimer: Can you get AIDS from a corpse? I'd be careful....
2. I write the songs, but they never write back
How about I'm forever blowing bubbles, but me bubbles don't blow me back...
