JW Frogen
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- May 10, 2009
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I wake up this morning so worse for my wear I could become a leather couch in a Texas brothel.
My wife's birthday this Saturday.
I wake up after my zombie night and say "My birthday present to you will be a sober husband."
But my wife replies, "Oh fuck off, you promise this every year. I want a necklace, and let Sammy pick it out."
My wife's birthday this Saturday.
I wake up after my zombie night and say "My birthday present to you will be a sober husband."
But my wife replies, "Oh fuck off, you promise this every year. I want a necklace, and let Sammy pick it out."