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Ya know something JW... I think if you drank a fraction as much as you would like us to believe, you'd be DEAD by now. It doesn't take too many years of drinking as hard as you purport before you wind up with Cirrhosis of the liver, and then, you're dead.
My two cents. Sorry pard, I don't buy your act. It's about as convincing as xo saying he's a doctor...
No my friend, I understand, I get it. I understand your doubt because I doubt it.
I can not believe how much I can drink.
I can never prove this, (only my wife knows the effects, my tolerance is so high even my co-workers do not know how plastered I am) and is it really something to be proud to prove anyway?
But I can drink beyond my own belief and yours, and it would seem to tomorrow too.
You see... one other thing tips your hand as a fake as well, and that's your perfect typing and grammar. If you were half as drunk as you say you normally are, you'd make mistakes, but you don't. You type as well as most here, and a drunk wouldn't be able to do that. How do I know? Hell man, I've tried to type while drunk myself, and it's next to impossible. It requires far to many motor skills for a drunk to accomplish.
So, maybe you'd like to come clean and explain to everyone why you persist with this ruse as a drunk...
Actually, my typing skills are exactly the same when drunk, as sober.