MY Solution to the Wall

[Godboy]

They would light it on fire.

 

[Godboy]

This stuff could be dropped from airplanes. NO structural engineering. NO graffiti worries. No worries about deterioration. Just keep piling more and more on top. From a distance, we would see beautiful sculpted mountains along the southern border. Rats, mice, snakes, mosquitoes, bugs, wasps, etc. would populate the wall. This is a great solution!

Sometimes the best solution is the simplest solution.

Yep. The solution is anybody caught here illegally faces a minimum prison sentence of five years. That's minimum, and only for the first offense. It would be a felony. Second conviction would be a minimum of 15 years.

Very few would want to come here illegally.
The illegals that are here already would be getting the hell out.
It would solve our Visa problem without trying to create more solutions.
The new law would be more of a deterrent than any wall.
It would stop fake asylum claimers who only use asylum as a mechanism to get in, then disappear into thin air.
It would eliminate the years backup in our court system.
No need to add additional border patrol. The people we have now would be way more than enough.

The problem is not finding a solution, the problem is getting people with large enough balls to institute a solution.

If we created work camps, they could earn their keep during their prison stay. Imagine what we could accomplish with the man power of the 20,000,000 illegals in our country! After their term is up, they get shoved across the border. Easy peasy.

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

They would light it on fire.

And it becomes a burning wall of diseased shit!!



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[Kentucky_Conservative]

They would light it on fire.

No they wouldn't. The Colorado River flows south across the border to provide water to Mexico. Without that water, Mexico dies. We can set up a pipeline along our side of the border, with fire stations that can extinguish any large wall fire. Set the wall on fire? We divert the entire Colorado River flow to the pipe and SHUT OFF ALL water flowing into Mexico until the fire is extinguished, for as long as that takes. You want water for your crops? Station Mexican cops along YOUR side of the wall to insure that no fires are started. That WILL solve the fire issue.

 

[Godboy]

They would light it on fire.

And it becomes a burning wall of diseased shit!!



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I mean if you can keep the flames going forever, now were talkin!

 

[Godboy]

They would light it on fire.

No they wouldn't. The Colorado River flows south across the border to provide water to Mexico. Without that water, Mexico dies. We can set up a pipeline along our side of the border, with fire stations that can extinguish any large wall fire. Set the wall on fire? We divert the entire Colorado River flow to the pipe and SHUT OFF ALL water flowing into Mexico until the fire is extinguished, for as long as that takes. You want water for your crops? Station Mexican cops along YOUR side of the wall to insure that no fires are started. That WILL solve the fire issue.

I think diverting rivers might be a bit extreme.

 

[Kentucky_Conservative]

FYI, this would be an even BETTER solution. America discards 250 MILLION tires per year, EVERY YEAR. There are BILLIONS of discarded tires already lying on fields and in massive piles called "tire mountains", and mounds behind truck stops, etc. already available. We have "tire mountains" all across America, Canada, and other countries. This is FREE material to build a wall.

Instead of piling them up, or grinding them into dust to make playground mats, let's just pile tires along the border! We can literally DUMP tires on top of tires. Even the dumbest prisoners can toss tires around! That doesn't take any brains!

Drop them from cargo planes. Push them around with dozers. Don't stack them neatly. Just DUMP them. It makes the piles more difficult to cross over. Have YOU ever tried to run across a large pile of tires? It CANNOT be done.

Shoot at invaders who do not respect our laws from the American side. Set up blinds, with convenience stores, sodas, beer, border protection campgrounds, etc. Fire at the illegals and miss? you just hit a pile of tires! You CANNOT damage the wall. Hit one? Leave it to rot where it falls. Watch the buzzards as they handle the carcass. No graffiti problems, because no surface is large enough for their indecipherable drivel. Graffiti would look like colorful flowers from a distance.

Patrol the tire mountains with snow cats. No engineering. No structural requirements. The pile can be ANY width and height. Imagine a wall of tires a mile WIDE at the base, and 1/2 mile tall, all along the border!

No worries about deterioration. The tires will collect water from rain. It will become a wall of mosquito HELL. Spiders, Mice, Rats and Snakes will populate the tire piles. The mice and rats will feed the snakes. The illegals who try to cross the tire pile will feed the mice and rats. It is the perfect ECO-SYSTEM.

If they set it on fire, we divert the Colorado River into a pipeline along our side ... EVERY SINGLE DROP of water would be pumped to the fire and sprayed over the tires until the fire is out. The Mexicans can place fire prevention officers along THEIR side of the wall to prevent losing their water supply.

Big fire? Drop "pods" of inexpensive baking soda from helicopters and crop dust it with vinegar. You remember the science experiment "volcanoes" we built in school? That foam will put the fires out, and the resulting goo is environmentally safe.

I can't think of a single tire dealer that would not LOVE the ability to discard their old tires this way. They could even SELL them to us at $2.00 each, and that would be one HELL of a lot cheaper than miles of steel walls, with construction crews, welders, concrete trucks, etc.

This is the PERFECT solution to the border wall problem.

 

[Kentucky_Conservative]

I think diverting rivers might be a bit extreme.

Disneyland moves more water in its water rides on a daily basis than the amount of water that flows down the Colorado River across the border to Mexico. The river could continue to flow as normal, (when it flows at all) but if the Mexicans set the wall on fire, all bets are off. The river would be diverted along a 10 foot diameter pipe along the American side of the wall, and the water would be poured onto the fire until it was extinguished. Once the fire is out, the water could be returned to the flow over the border.

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

This stuff could be dropped from airplanes. NO structural engineering. NO graffiti worries. No worries about deterioration. Just keep piling more and more on top. From a distance, we would see beautiful sculpted mountains along the southern border. Rats, mice, snakes, mosquitoes, bugs, wasps, etc. would populate the wall. This is a great solution!

Obviously you intended to post this in the Political Satire forum – only an idiot would be serious about such a ‘solution.’

 

[Ray From Cleveland]

This stuff could be dropped from airplanes. NO structural engineering. NO graffiti worries. No worries about deterioration. Just keep piling more and more on top. From a distance, we would see beautiful sculpted mountains along the southern border. Rats, mice, snakes, mosquitoes, bugs, wasps, etc. would populate the wall. This is a great solution!

Sometimes the best solution is the simplest solution.

Yep. The solution is anybody caught here illegally faces a minimum prison sentence of five years. That's minimum, and only for the first offense. It would be a felony. Second conviction would be a minimum of 15 years.

Very few would want to come here illegally.
The illegals that are here already would be getting the hell out.
It would solve our Visa problem without trying to create more solutions.
The new law would be more of a deterrent than any wall.
It would stop fake asylum claimers who only use asylum as a mechanism to get in, then disappear into thin air.
It would eliminate the years backup in our court system.
No need to add additional border patrol. The people we have now would be way more than enough.

The problem is not finding a solution, the problem is getting people with large enough balls to institute a solution.

If we created work camps, they could earn their keep during their prison stay. Imagine what we could accomplish with the man power of the 20,000,000 illegals in our country! After their term is up, they get shoved across the border. Easy peasy.

Would be if we didn't have a liberal minded courts. They ruled that as cruel and unusual punishment, so now it's all volunteer work.

 

[Kentucky_Conservative]

Obviously you intended to post this in the Political Satire forum – only an idiot would be serious about such a ‘solution.’

I don't do satire. I am dead serious about it. The cost of the wall is the materials, the labor, the engineering, and the myriad of cranes, dozers, cement trucks and union welders needed to build it. Pile a mountain of discarded pallets, glass, metal, etc. along the border, and I mean a BIG pile, with a base a mile wide and 1/2 mile tall, and the "fence" will work fine for practically no cost.

 

[Kentucky_Conservative]

The intelligent conservative who started the thread meant it to be a JOKE.

Actually, No. It is not a joke. It is a serious solution to an ongoing problem.

 

[Ray From Cleveland]

Obviously you intended to post this in the Political Satire forum – only an idiot would be serious about such a ‘solution.’

I don't do satire. I am dead serious about it. The cost of the wall is the materials, the labor, the engineering, and the myriad of cranes, dozers, cement trucks and union welders needed to build it. Pile a mountain of discarded pallets, glass, metal, etc. along the border, and I mean a BIG pile, with a base a mile wide and 1/2 mile tall, and the "fence" will work fine for practically no cost.

The cost of the entire wall is less than we spend on food stamps in two months, and unlike food stamps, it's a one time cost.

Our budget is over 4 trillion dollars a year. A couple billion for a wall is something that will save us more money down the road than spent. In other words, the wall is a very smart investment.