My expert investigation reveals the source of twoofer lunacy

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    Yes, that's right. While casually perusing the interwebs I found the source of twoofer lunacy.
    I know that exposing it here may inspire existing twoofers to more lunacy, and convert some weak minded saps as well. I do believe that the risk of that is more than compensated by the entertainment value for the reasonable and intelligent people out there. I foresee weeks, even months of entertainment for several people on this board from this site alone. Additionally, posting this valuable information may save us, I mean, can they be wrong ALL the time? The old axiom that "even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes" may not hold true here. But one just never knows do they?

    the link is here;
    Pakalert Press - What's REALLY going on in the world


    Here is a list of todays "headlines" from this informative site;


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    Yes, eots, there are videos, and videos you will enjoy. 911nutjob, you will believe everything on this site, it is made for you. Mr. Jones, there is enough anti-semite material on here to provide you with posting material for days.


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    S.L.Ackjawed, P.E., Dir. USDA, USDU, NWO
     
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    I seem to recall seeing most of those stories on websites all over the interwebs to include the MSM.

    For instance:
    "Rockefeller Foundation Predicts 13,000 Dead at London 2012 Olympics"
    In thier own publications they do say "13,000 will be killed at London Olympics" not as a PREDICTION, but as a SCENARIO:
    Scenarios for the Future of Technology and International Development :: News :: The Rockefeller Foundation
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    Now obviously The Rockefeller Foundation exists. They put this paper out that lists possible scenarios that they could "brainstorm" over.

    But what a thinking man would ask himself is: "Why are they making a scenario where 13,000 die in a Terrorist Attack at the London Games?" Why not just a simple natural disaster like farm crops failing?

    A slackjawed, "tinfoil hat conspiracist" will say that they predicted it, but we can see that they're just calling that a scenario.

    Only when an attack doesn't happen in London this summer, can we say it was just a coincidence. I'm not saying it will happen but the Tubes were bombed right? London/Londonistan has a big Middle Eastern/North African population right?

    Ok now how about YOU pick out ANY other story you listed, and I'll check it out?
     
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    Since this one is claimed to be underway right now;
    Nuclear Cover-Up: Explosions, Military Helicopters Filmed Near Blacked Out Radiation Zone | Pakalert Press


    maybe someone on the board lives in that area and can confirm this for us, oh wait, they are either locked down or evacuated in that area, according to the article.
     
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    You know the Japanese Gov't and Press in Japan said the Fukushima Nuclear reactor was just fine at first, but then admitted months later that it blew up in the first few days after the Earthquake/Tsunami. What makes you think the US Gov't would be any more honest about that type of situation here? Because our flag is red, white and blue? :confused:

    In fact, radiation has been pouring out of Fukushima at a fantastic rate ever since that day. Have you heard about that? No, you get a steady diet of Sports and Lady Gaga.

    A screen shot of the radiation count going up by the hour was saved and posted before it was scrubbed from the official site. Did you bother to look at that? Of course not because it's far easier to swig your beer and watch the pretty girl with big tits on FoxNews giggle and jiggle right?

    Well guess what? If the Radiation levels are going up (And it looks as though that's the case) YOU WILL SEE MILITARY HELICOPTERS FLYING AROUND THAT AREA! And you will NOT be told why. That's NOT a conspiracy! That's OpSec! Operations Security!

    And until the truth is found out (If ever), EVERY POSSIBLE SCENARIO IS POSSIBLE!
     
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    This article is not about Japan. But I will play along, even while they said "no problem", it was all over the mainstream news, pictures and everything.
     
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    Oh, forgot, the government agencies in Canada and the USA have said that there was a malfucntion in the sensor devices in this case, and that it has happened on numerous occasions. I don't drink, can't. I am old, don't care bout jiggly girls.
     

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