"MY Children Queer" (Green Eggs and Ham)

[Alfalfa]

"Do you love
my children queer?"

I do not love them,
Father Dear,
I do not love
your children queer.

"Would you love them
Here or there?"

I would not love them
here or there.
I would not love them
anywhere.
I do not love
your children queer,
I do not love them,
Father Dear.

"Would you love them
in my house?
Would you love them
with a spouse?"

I do not love them
in your house.
I do not love them
with a spouse.
I do not love them
here or there.
I do not love them
anywhere.
I do not love your children queer.
I do not love them, Father Dear.


"Would you love them
as their boss?
Would you love them
with a cross?"

Not as their boss.
Not with a cross.
Not in your house.
Not with a spouse.
I would not love them here or there.
I could not love them anywhere.
I cannot not love your children queer.
I do not love them, Father Dear.

"Would you? Could you?
in a bar?
Meet them! Meet them!
Here they are."

I would not
could not,
in a bar

"You might love them.
If you could see.
You should meet them
in the street."

I would not, could not in the street.
Not in a bar! I will not meet!

I do not love them as their boss.
I do not love them with a cross
I do not love them in your house
I do not love them with a spouse
I do not love them here or there.
I do not love them anywhere.
I do not love your children queer.
I do not love them, Father Dear.

"The Scouts! The Scouts!
The Scouts! The Scouts!
Could you, would you
in the Scouts?"

Not in the Scoutsl! Not in the street!
Not in a bar! No Boys retreat.
I would not, could not, as their boss.
I could not, would not, with a cross.
I will not love them with a spouse
I will not love them in your house.
I will not love them here or there.
I will not love them anywhere.
I do not love them, Father Dear.


"Say!
In the park?
Here in the park!
Would you, could you, in the park?"

I would not, could not,
in the park.

"Would you, could you,
have a doubt?"

I would not, could not, have a doubt.
Not in the park. Not on the Scouts,
Not in a bar, Not in the street.
I do not love them, Dad, you see.
Not in your house. Not as their boss.
Not with a spouse. Not with a cross.
I will not love them here or there.
I do not love them anywhere!

"You do not love
my children queer?"

I do not
love them,
Father Dear.

"Could you, would you,
in your store?"

I would not,
could not.
in my store!

"Would you, could you,
in a war?"

I could not, would not, in a war.
I will not, will not, in my store.
I will not love them I do not doubt.
I will not love them in the Scouts.
Not in the park! Not in the street!
Not in a bar! I will not meet!
I do not love them as their boss.
I do not love them with a cross.
I will not love them in your house.
I do not love them with a spouse.
I do not love them here or there.
I do not love them ANYWHERE!

I do not love
your children queer
I do not love them,
Father Dear.

"You do not love them.
SO you say.
But you promised
To obey."

"My last command
before I left
"to love your neighbor
as yourself"."

"I didn't say
except the queers
Or to parse commands
Of Father Dear"

"But since you choose
to act like bums,
Last, you shall be
When Kingdom comes."

Oh Father Dear
Please let me in,
If you forgive.
I'll check again...

Say!
I love your children queer I do!!
I love them so Oh Father Dear!
And I would love them in my store!
And I would love them in a war...
And I will love them without doubt.
And in a park. And in the Scouts.
And in a bar. And in the street.
They are so good so good to meet!

So I will love them as their boss.
And I will love like them with a cross.
And I will love them in your house.
And I will love them with a spouse.
And I will love them here and there.
Say! I will love them ANYWHERE!

I do so love
your children queer!
It's good for me now,
That is clear!