JimBowie1958
Old Fogey
- Sep 25, 2011
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My cats just had their balls stolen from them (womyn call it 'fixing' them, heads up guys) and the veterenarian put collars on them to keep them from licking their empty nad sack.
Well, they, still being cats, run around the house like they dont actually have the collars on. They will make jumps for the counter and the cone will knock them back, make a running hop to their cat tree but the collar rejects them with a thud, etc.
I sat in my reclining Chair of Western Mastery and watched them make rolling dives and try to wrestle and it made me literally laugh out loud, especially when they try to scratch and only make noise on the collars.
My wife comes down and asks me what I am laughing so hard about and I tell her.
"Oh, my poor little boys!" she exclaims.
I simply laugh again, evoking a punch on the shoulder from her, which makes me laugh even harder.
I guess one shouldnt laugh at stupid kitten tricks while their Momma Bear is present.
Well, they, still being cats, run around the house like they dont actually have the collars on. They will make jumps for the counter and the cone will knock them back, make a running hop to their cat tree but the collar rejects them with a thud, etc.
I sat in my reclining Chair of Western Mastery and watched them make rolling dives and try to wrestle and it made me literally laugh out loud, especially when they try to scratch and only make noise on the collars.
My wife comes down and asks me what I am laughing so hard about and I tell her.
"Oh, my poor little boys!" she exclaims.
I simply laugh again, evoking a punch on the shoulder from her, which makes me laugh even harder.
I guess one shouldnt laugh at stupid kitten tricks while their Momma Bear is present.