most awful puns

[browsing deer]

A farmer was having troubles with birds building nests in his horses manes. The horses were suffering. He tried every remedy he could think of. He noticed a neighbor didn't have this problem. He asked hids secret. The neighbor said he put generous amounts of yeast in the horses mains. He asked how that solved the problem. To which the neighbor said

"Yeast is yeast and nest is nest and never the mane shall tweet"

 

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[Moonglow]

A farmer goes into the barn and ask the horse if he'd like some oats, the horse raised his tail and said,"a few"..

 

[Bonzi]

A farmer goes into the barn and ask the horse if he'd like some oats, the horse raised his tail and said,"a few"..

I thought, I looked it up, thought about "wild oats"... still, I'm stumped.

 

[Bonzi]

 

[Moonglow]

A farmer goes into the barn and ask the horse if he'd like some oats, the horse raised his tail and said,"a few"..

I thought, I looked it up, thought about "wild oats"... still, I'm stumped.

The horse farted the answer...

 

[Bonzi]

A farmer goes into the barn and ask the horse if he'd like some oats, the horse raised his tail and said,"a few"..

I thought, I looked it up, thought about "wild oats"... still, I'm stumped.

The horse farted the answer...

that's not a pun!