- Sep 22, 2013
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There's nothing wrong with 'fake news' as long as it generates patriotic/democratic discussion.
This presentation was organized from notes collected by a Pentagon/NASA personnel who apparently had the 'inside-track' on a new Christian 'human survival initiative' involving security fortifications for alien-defense conspiracy on Earth's moon.
Anyone seen the film Apollo 18?
Who says patriotism (even under TrumpUSA) has to be boring?
Signing off,
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"Officer Daniels of the Pentagon and NASA reporting on the status of the Moon Security Mission. This is the official response to the signals received from Venus regarding a hostile espionage and colonization policy by an alien species seemingly very intelligent and surprisingly predatory. We're referring to these 'creatures' as Xenos (alias used from the Alien sci-fi films). A military commission is arranged to have patrols secure the new moon colony being built by NASA and the USA as a further response to the potentially hostile signals from the Xenos received. This is as of yet undisclosed to the public for purposes of controlling panic and undesirable bad journalism."
"The moon colony involves structures and establishments designed to collect data and attempt habitation on the moon for long term. Most of the human habitants are either military or scientists instructed by the U.S. government to carry out normal democratic protocols seen in most security units and special-forces teams. The Xenos seem like predators, and the President has ordered us to consider this a spiritual/Christian 'directive' or 'inspiration' which is another way of saying we don't know what the hell the Xenos are capable of doing."
"Two reports came in of multiple American military personnel already on the moon engaging with multiple Xenos. The Xenos are insectisoid and large in appearance but can run on two legs as if they were bipedal. They also seem to be carnivores, since one American military personnel (aboard the Moon Fortress called USS Aurilia) reported that a sighted Xeno seemed to be drooling while clawing its/his way towards the humans. This report incidentally was provided by a 'staunch Christian' who claimed he was 'standing against the Devil'."
"An artist was commissioned to generate portraits of the creatures sighted, and they vary somewhat, as a few can hop around or fly while others tread close to the ground. They don't wear helmets and hence have no need for oxygen-support on the moon. We suspect they're capable of shooting some kind of corrosive substance from their mouths and hands. Since corrosion-related devastation/harm is suspected, all personnel engaging with the Xenos are outfitted with specially-designed suits designed to withstand heat and bullet-like puncture."
"The military personnel on this moon security mission have been armed with a newly-invented 'sound-shockwave energy gun' [SSEG]. Each SSEG is capable of emitting a high-frequency light that can literally create turbulence-waves in even dense atmospheres as well as a very high pitch that can disorient a creature/being who is capable of even withstanding 'energy-shocks' that impair perceptual acuity."
"The Xenos are sometimes referred to by the military personnel who have sighted them as 'dragons.' This is also an ironic allusion to the Alien sci-fi films, but we're quite serious about characterizing these creatures as 'iconically hostile.' By establishing this 'Christian moon security mission' on the moon, we intend to send the message to these creatures that humanity (and America) has every intention of fortifying the moon as a valuable 'outpost' for galactic governance."
"Upon full success of this moon security mission, the U.S. government will disclose the details of this incredible mission to the public, and it is rumored that Hollywood (USA) film-makers and documentarians will be recruited to create special films about the symbolic value of this U.S. initiative and its impact on science and politics. The President has assured us that our government will take steps to fulfill all requirements regarding the diplomatic negotiations with the UN Security Council regarding America's 'moral obligation' to use its outstanding resources to take the lead in this humanity-sanctioned initiative."
"This concludes this report. I am confident that if any of this information is leaked to the public, the details in this report (like any other report generated on Aurilia) are concise and specific enough not to warrant undue speculation of contrary models/hypotheses regarding the governmental management of this basically democratic goal. God bless America." -OFR. DANIELS
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This presentation was organized from notes collected by a Pentagon/NASA personnel who apparently had the 'inside-track' on a new Christian 'human survival initiative' involving security fortifications for alien-defense conspiracy on Earth's moon.
Anyone seen the film Apollo 18?
Who says patriotism (even under TrumpUSA) has to be boring?
Signing off,
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"Officer Daniels of the Pentagon and NASA reporting on the status of the Moon Security Mission. This is the official response to the signals received from Venus regarding a hostile espionage and colonization policy by an alien species seemingly very intelligent and surprisingly predatory. We're referring to these 'creatures' as Xenos (alias used from the Alien sci-fi films). A military commission is arranged to have patrols secure the new moon colony being built by NASA and the USA as a further response to the potentially hostile signals from the Xenos received. This is as of yet undisclosed to the public for purposes of controlling panic and undesirable bad journalism."
"The moon colony involves structures and establishments designed to collect data and attempt habitation on the moon for long term. Most of the human habitants are either military or scientists instructed by the U.S. government to carry out normal democratic protocols seen in most security units and special-forces teams. The Xenos seem like predators, and the President has ordered us to consider this a spiritual/Christian 'directive' or 'inspiration' which is another way of saying we don't know what the hell the Xenos are capable of doing."
"Two reports came in of multiple American military personnel already on the moon engaging with multiple Xenos. The Xenos are insectisoid and large in appearance but can run on two legs as if they were bipedal. They also seem to be carnivores, since one American military personnel (aboard the Moon Fortress called USS Aurilia) reported that a sighted Xeno seemed to be drooling while clawing its/his way towards the humans. This report incidentally was provided by a 'staunch Christian' who claimed he was 'standing against the Devil'."
"An artist was commissioned to generate portraits of the creatures sighted, and they vary somewhat, as a few can hop around or fly while others tread close to the ground. They don't wear helmets and hence have no need for oxygen-support on the moon. We suspect they're capable of shooting some kind of corrosive substance from their mouths and hands. Since corrosion-related devastation/harm is suspected, all personnel engaging with the Xenos are outfitted with specially-designed suits designed to withstand heat and bullet-like puncture."
"The military personnel on this moon security mission have been armed with a newly-invented 'sound-shockwave energy gun' [SSEG]. Each SSEG is capable of emitting a high-frequency light that can literally create turbulence-waves in even dense atmospheres as well as a very high pitch that can disorient a creature/being who is capable of even withstanding 'energy-shocks' that impair perceptual acuity."
"The Xenos are sometimes referred to by the military personnel who have sighted them as 'dragons.' This is also an ironic allusion to the Alien sci-fi films, but we're quite serious about characterizing these creatures as 'iconically hostile.' By establishing this 'Christian moon security mission' on the moon, we intend to send the message to these creatures that humanity (and America) has every intention of fortifying the moon as a valuable 'outpost' for galactic governance."
"Upon full success of this moon security mission, the U.S. government will disclose the details of this incredible mission to the public, and it is rumored that Hollywood (USA) film-makers and documentarians will be recruited to create special films about the symbolic value of this U.S. initiative and its impact on science and politics. The President has assured us that our government will take steps to fulfill all requirements regarding the diplomatic negotiations with the UN Security Council regarding America's 'moral obligation' to use its outstanding resources to take the lead in this humanity-sanctioned initiative."
"This concludes this report. I am confident that if any of this information is leaked to the public, the details in this report (like any other report generated on Aurilia) are concise and specific enough not to warrant undue speculation of contrary models/hypotheses regarding the governmental management of this basically democratic goal. God bless America." -OFR. DANIELS
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